[dasfreefree]

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[soup-erb]

rise and shine fellow gamer

[soup-erb]

wake and smell the dew

[snowradish]

[unclefather]

[spookylass]

[shitter]

*youth pastor voice*

i think it’s about time we got a little less “horny on main” and started getting a little more “holy on main”

[bob-belcher]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[uchigtana]

[when-extremes-meet]

Ted Cruz dropped out.

Ted Cruz. Dropped out.

Slow down and think about what this means.

Donald Trump is your Republican nominee for the office of the President of the United States.

[nutsacktorturer]

C A N T S T U M P T H E T R U M P

[shitpost-senpai]

[president-greyshades-deactivate]

[rtrixie]

this candidacy was memed into existence and its beautiful

[killin-the-machine]

Memelord for 2k16

[why-we-cant-have-nice-thing]

[midgetdoinks]

[overflowchute]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

this makes so much more sense now???

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

[shadowfromthestarlight]

[tradcub-deactivated20170228]

“Haven’t noticed”

perfect

[quiet-observations]

“Not see you later sorry”

Sorry, but even if I win I can’t be president 

[heimwehr-deactivated20190625]

“k”

perfect

[nutsacktorturer]

“You called?”

[swedneck-blog]

“Köper du mat?” (Will you buy food?)

[kangs-n-sheyut-deactivated20170]

“I heard the Colloseum is in Switzerland”

[ninatastic-deactivated20190711]

“Gerne doch 😉” (you’re welcome ;) )

[perpetuallydisoriented-deactiva]

I cant hear you

@atheistjapanesesocialist

[killin-the-machine]

Your campaign goes unnoticed

[joey-wheeler-official]

“get bacon” good, the amerifats will elect me in a second

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

“deer friend”

important

[official-johnny-joestar]

“OH DAMN LOL”

[midgetdoinks]

“It’s okay”

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Obama: The presidency is not a "reality show"

*laugh track plays in the back*

[priceofliberty]

[insert photoset from obviously-staged footage of Obama doing something mundane like “regular people” such as using SnapChat]

[official-johnny-joestar]

How many times has Obama been on SNL and other talk shows now

[georgesenpaii]

Rick Hentai

[memewhore]

[everythingisterrible]

Safer than a Vietnam flashback!