Which wizard did it?

Seriously, who?

[azuremosquito]

Dogmeat, I love you, but please get out of the fucking doorway.

a Fallout novel by me (via digitaldust)

[josephdelage]

You know, Joseph Touches a Grapefruit was the video which inspired me to take up running. It's true! I look up to you as a cool dude, and you start the video by arriving home from a run. I thought: If Joseph runs, I should run. And I did. And I just finished a half-marathon. All thanks to you touching a grapefruit. Thanks for the inspiration. I also make sure to tap the ironing board for good luck before races because, you know, great slapstick humor.

This might be one of my favorite fan stories of all time.

[albotas]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

A pen and a book  A notepad and a clock CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

[axylhart]

request accomplished -

[japhers]

SMACKDOWN TIME

[johnny-joestr]

How the fuck did it end up like this

[kimievers-blog-deactivated20170]

This is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

[aubernutter-deactivated20140624]

[noahes]

[foxboros]

THE BOX ANIMATIONS GLITCHED

[yesiamspock]

Did somebody say “more Shepard cosplay photos”? …No??? Well, TOO BAD.💪🏻✨🚀 -pretends to wield an omni blade- ———— Cosplay worn and made by me. Gun by QE props Photo by Lighting Baron Photography Edit: me Taken @ Stage Select Gaming Expo in Toronto 2015

[midichlorianice]

Shwell I have not been here in a long. Good to see the place hasn’t changed much.

[ewasow]

The year is 20XX…

[masseffecting]

That one so cannot.

[midichlorianice]

So I'm naming my Guild Wars 2 revenant Mistmeister...

[declencheurs]

[disguise-decay]

I AM ALL ABOUT THIS

[thetygre]

Finally, I can dress like the godlessly difficult boss-fight I was meant to.

[thot-to-a-chainsaw]

Where can I buy these???

[cute-overload]

[thatfunnyblog]

this bunny is prettier than me

[annethecatdetective]

This bunny has mastered the art of perfect winged eyeliner. A bun femme fatale. She hopped into some bun PI’s office with fluff in all the right places.

[adulting]

If you have to do an interview via Skype ...

Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.

NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!

[jonpertwee]

I’d start inappropriately laughing.

[midichlorianice]

Why has tumblr still not made it so that you can reply to replies easily? Like seriously it is genuinely very simple and easy to do. With as many resources as tumblr has why is not a thing?

[fogsanctum]

Oh King ignorance, your reign is true. Your reach and power is pulsing in this nations blood. You never need worry about your throne being taken, because you are King ignorance, the one true power.

In The Court of King Ignornance. (via fogspectrum)

[fogsanctum]

This human body of mine, it’s severely flawed with faded paint and cracking drywall. To love it is a surmounting challenge, but it’s a process, one smile to myself everyday.

Eroded Marble, Yet Still A Sculpture (via fogspectrum)