[midnightsnacx]

I’m in love huh

[therealmichaelsilverleaf]

This was Kid's idea - so it's just fair that he got stuck in the washing machine....

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[precision-instrument]

[willgrahamscock]

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

[abernathyvalois]

I am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from

[charlesoberonn]

Victor Frankenstein trying to manifest success on his second attempt.

[depsidase]

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[evilwizard]

drink my concoction boy

[jordieritzcracker]

Please, use commas

[evilwizard]

drink him

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[pisshandkerchief]

did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

[pisshandkerchief]

#did you hope that someone would kill you on accident as a child so that they would feel guilty for not listening or paying attention to you#as a child or are u normal. just me ok

[shamebats]

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

[shamebats]

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

[shamebats]

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

[starzonez]

anyone else Metaphorically chained to a pipe in the saw bathroom of Life

[victusinveritas]

[official-ginger-kid]

That’s actually incredibly sad.

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

[vvhack]

[tired-and-triggered]

I hope I will 🤞🤞

[dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster]

Yeah, right (casually reblogs as soon as ive seen it)

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

will i finally get the set of 5 percy jackson books???

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[curioscurio]

[cumaeansibyl]

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998