I tore open time for you.

Eve or Evie, she/her, 24, demi/bi. Only reblogs. Currently rlly into Destiny 2.

[halondrus]

My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.

What is your #1 video game recommendation

[synapsephase]

bloomella.. for the masses

[arystocrat]

with lilies in bloom…

[markatoto]

dodge this

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[mleprae]

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

[cosmo-bot]

tags via @brawltogethernow

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[great-and-small]

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[fullmoonguidance]

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

[brontios-helm]

Destiny 2: Phoenix And Bray

[brucespringsteen]

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[emmster]

I have thoughts about the news but man I am mourning