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reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all
reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn't understand it at all
Something indie tabletop RPG authors have got to accept is that random dice tables of Weird Shit cannot be brief. A haunted doll that looks like the party leader's mother as a child is creepy in isolation, but when it comes up four times in one session because the table it's on only has like twelve entries it's a running gag.
Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷
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(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade
As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:
I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.
I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.
I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.
This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.
As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo
Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”
Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.
my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
our sick deranged enemy polyester....
the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...
AU where Sauron goes to Eonwe after the war and begs for pardon. Where Eonwe apologetically tells him that is something he cannot grant, and Sauron will need to go to Valinor. Where Sauron decides to Nope right out of there rather than face possible punishment for his actions. Where Sauron’s fear of the Valar is never overridden by his guilt to rebuild. Where even when his solitude grows too much for him, he is wholly unwilling to actually show his face in Eregion.
So.
A black cat with orange eyes slinks into Eregion in the middle of the night. No one sees it arrive, but it must be a furious hunter for the mice and the rats and the birds in Ost-in-Edhil all but vanish overnight.
The animals know he is not one of them. They flee before the flick of his tail, and the city is his.
It takes the elves some time to notice their visitor. The cat is strangely aloof and stalks along the tops of walls and the rooftops rather than roam the streets. It is never seen eating. Never seen sleeping. Never even seen grooming, despite how luxurious its coat remains. It is not merely quiet, but completely silent. It never truly interacts with the elves, and they are more than happy to ignore it until-
“Would you like to come in?”
The first words spoken to cat are soft, kind, and accompanied by an open door. The heat radiating out from the forge is warm and comfortable and familiar, yet the cat merely stares from its perch upon a roof’s edge across the street. The snow swirls between the two of them, grey in the moonlight, and it is not the cat who blinks first.
“I’ll leave the door open for you,” Celebrimbor offers, leaning down to set a brick against the heavy door, propping it open. He returns to his work, humming softly as he does so.
If he notices the cat slink inside the forge a few minutes later, he does not comment.
If he notices the cat watching him work over the next few weeks, he does not say anything.
If he notices the cat drift closer and closer as the days pass until he could almost reach out to touch it, he gives no indication.
Until falls asleep there, as he often does when he is too busy with his work to return home.
He awakens to find the cat staring at him, a massive ruby between its teeth which it promptly drops in front of him as if it were a dead mouse before fleeing out the door. The next time he accidentally slumbers within the forges, its gift for him is an equally large sapphire, the following the next by some beautiful white adamant stone. Celebrimbor is left rightfully confused, though he supposes if pigs can hunt truffles why can’t cats hunt for gemstones?
The nickname Celebrimbor gives the stray is well-earned. It is, after all, quite good at giving gifts.
AU where Annatar is a cat.
There is a Monster in Ost-in-Edhil
the Valar seem pretty content to primarily punish the ringleaders and let their followers go, so the Fëanorian followers probably get re-embodied well before their lords do
thus when Elrond shows up Formenos is not so much a lone fortress of exile as a bustling city where all the Fëanorians live, as most of them don't really want to swear loyalty to Finarfin and also don't tend to get along with the various other factions in Tirion
#finarfin is frankly just glad he can make them someone else's problem#namely elrond and celebrimbor#namo would LIKE to make them someone else's problem they keep petitioning him for feanor and his sons#and say what you will about the feanorians they're certainly persistent#any feanorion getting re-embodied would be met with an entire parade because the feanorians know how to put on a show#celebrimbor returning to life: i will quietly re-integrate into society#an army of feanorians: hi :)#here is your parade we have been waiting for thousands of years and got very bored#would you like to hear the song about your bravery and heroism#or the song about what we'll do to sauron for hurting you if we ever get our hands on him#celebrimbor: please no why -@eleneressea
thankfully, Celebrimbor can throw them at Elrond when be shows up. Eventually.
i could also see Celebrían feeling out of place in Tirion and being taken in by an army of kindlayers who are scarier than her nightmares and loyal to her husband
Maedhros and Maglor's last order to their host was to look after the boys, and this extends to the boys' wives and descendants. probably. they're pretty sure, anyway, and in lieu of anyone who can supersede the order they're going to follow it as best they can.
they do let Finrod know (as Celebrían is staying with him) that they're here to protect Celebrían and don't mean any harm, and so Celebrían has some red-cloaked bodyguards who call her 'Princess Celebrían' and a standing invitation to come to Formenos any time she wants to
#feanor is their king so his sons are their princes and they've decided that elrond is maglor's heir probably#so that makes him a prince and his wife a princess. their logic is flawless#also they're maybe a little desperate for anyone even vaguely feanorian-adjacent to lead them#(vaire gets regular packages addressed to 'queen miriel')#(nerdanel threw a chisel at the last feanorian she saw but they just put their sneakiest on guarding her)#(and she doesn't throw out their care packages either! progress!) -@eleneressea
absolutely flawless logic, clearly celebrían is a princess of the house of Feanor and needs to be served and protected and gifted all sorts of jewelry that is totally not enchanted! (you can't tell me the house of Feanor doesn't have gifted jewelsmiths among their followers who can put in a protective charm or a healing spell or something) Finrod is a bit wary about the Feanorians, especially the ones that used to follow Celegorm or Curufin, but they do seem to cheer his niece up, so.
Celebrían's bodyguards: oh, we didn't follow Celegorm or Curufin
Finrod, much relieved: oh!
Celebrían's bodyguards: we followed Maedhros!
Finrod, significantly less relieved: oh.
#celebrian likes them so he can't complain too much (they remind her of her sons)#but actually i figure her guard were angband escapees who went to himring and died pre-doriath#so they did no kinslayings and can also understand her fears the best -@eleneressea
#I suspect on the whole maedhros followers are less prone to spontaneous violence#But also much harder to dissuade from a chosen course of action (no matter how ill-conceived)#A slow and steady kind of danger like their former leader
Maedhros's followers are just as capable of violence as any of the other Fëanorians. They just don't do it spontaneously. They think it over and debate and plan and do their violence deliberately. This is not, of course, better, except that they do a lot less collateral damage in the process.
... Celebrían who needs to take a roughly two-hundred-year-long restorative nap in the Gardens of Lórien after her near-death experience with the orcs, awaking to find herself in possession of an honour guard of Fëanorians and the subject of several ballads about the silver queen beneath the trees who sleeps until she heals.
FINROD: We haven’t really met before, but I'm your uncle, and these are... a lot of people who find you very culturally meaningful! (Unfortunately.) I have tried explaining that "silver queen" was almost certainly not a name of prophecy, but it doesn’t seem to take.
CELEBRÍAN: Mmrgh. Really?
FINROD: Yes. I am very sorry, but -
CELEBRÍAN (who actively collaborated with Elrond to build the Last Homely House, and has been failing to disclose the presence of assorted Fëanorians to her parents for millennia): Do they do coffee?
FINROD: They could probably do a hostile takeover of the local government if you asked them to!
CELEBRÍAN: I know that. But what I want is coffee.
I expect she got the coffee.
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