RELATIVELY CALM

roscoe is boundlessly talented, roscoe is funny and carefree, roscoe is kind and righteous, roscoe is aged sweet twenty-five

[laeffy]

system of a clown. you ever think of that

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[vedurnan-archive]

"This is where the last clue leads," said Detective Hole. "This will lead us to the killer." He opened the door and screamed. A bat was there

[vedurnan-archive]

no way

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[lesbiskammerat]

[hell-propaganda]

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

[hell-propaganda]

My facility encourages evil career development

[missnilescrane]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

You can really just say whatever the hell you want in the guardians opinion section I guess

[aletheyass]

i love lying in emails i don’t even have to hold back the evil laugh while i do it

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

[deadpanwalking]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[seflapod]

This is KING shit

[wizardpotions]

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a little kid i used to love going in this halloween store at the mall & they had all the scary masks on the wall behind the counter & id just stare at them & there was one that i guess was some kind of like off-brand ghostface & i called him Longchin & i was so obsessed with him. i never bought anything there but any time we went to the mall id make my mom take me in there so i could see longchin. i miss him

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me at the mall in like 2002

[midorisakurazawa]

i have to get back into earnest job hunting mode but i've been getting migraines like every third day lately and the thought of having to manage that while working is really really stressful

[midorisakurazawa]

depressing pandemic reality #2443634 is that it's really done a number on my irl friendships since a lot of those relationships are with ppl i don't really talk to online much b/c we usually just met up to hang out irl. like i already lost a lot of my irl friendships due to [redacted ex roommate situation] but there are people i met through work or whatever who i haven't talked to in like a year... i keep being like "can't wait til we're all vaccinated and i can hang out with people irl :)" but like bro with WHOM