Steam Powered Giraffe's Fanmily of the Midwest

Because the fanmily's bigger than just San Diego. [Background]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

@biffan

[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[wrist-rocket-awareness]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

true happiness can be seen when the squid kids do the smiley thing

[diablotraeluz]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[hurleyquinnzel]

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

[blessed-with-southern-sweetness]

This makes me so uneasy

[draumboosky]

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

[la-laborista-republiko]

Trump threatens years-long shutdown, national emergency if he doesn’t get wall funding

But he's still saying Mexico will pay for it.

President Donald Trump once again unleashed what’s become his presidential hallmark: a bizarre, winding, threatening press conference, this time following his White House meeting with Democratic leaders Friday to try to break the impasse causing the government shutdown.

In a long, meandering briefing in the Rose Garden, Trump told reporters the partial shutdown now heading into its third week could go on for months, even years, if Democrats don’t give him the $5.6 billion he’s demanding to build a U.S.-Mexico border wall. The Democrats have steadfastly refused. The shutdown has affected some 800,000 federal workers — 420,000 of them forced to work without pay — since Dec. 22.

“This is national security we’re talking about,” Trump said. “We’re not talking about games.“

When asked if there was any “safety net” for workers going without pay as the shutdown continues, Trump responded: “The safety net is going to be having a strong border.”

Trump also floated another way he could get his wall: declaring a state of national emergency over border security to build it without congressional approval.

“I could do it if I wanted,” Trump said.

[hundondestiny]

just so you know all the people not getting paid are also at risk of not getting unemployment either because the shutdown has gone on so long. ppls food, disability, and Medicaid benefits are going to b restricted. he is literally willing to let Even More people starve and die for a stupid fucking wall he won’t even be able to build. i don’t want hear shit about “negotiating” and uwu seeing the other side. he is killing people.

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

When Homestuck is over I want a full tally of how many times Karkat said Fuck throughout the entire comic.

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

or even better, a tally of the total amount of times “Fuck” has been used in all of homestuck, then find out what percentage of the total mentions of Fuck in homestuck is just Karkat.

[godtechturninheads]

Plz

[karkat-vantas-protection-squad]

I mean Dave actually curses more times than Karkat in total buT YEAH LETS TALLY IT ALL UP

[polyglotplatypus]

so on the website readmspa there’s a full transcript of every word ever feature on homestuck and

2547

the word fuck or variations of it is featured 2547 times

if anyone’s willing to go through all of this they are welcome to do so

[polyglotplatypus]

thats it you know what

i am currently counting every time someone says fuck and im gonna make statistics

wish me luck and courage

[polyglotplatypus]

i just spent the last fucking 3 hours manually counting every single fuck there is in homestuck

kill me

[polyglotplatypus]

someone give me a fucking prize

[officialjared19]

[mueritos]

back on my sidlink gayness

[bob-belcher]

[gaminginsanity]

Let’s do this!

[rarazsho]

interesting perspective, Thomas.

[thatsthat24]

Wow!!! Oh my gosh, this is amazing!!!

[the-real-eye-to-see]

We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

[crimeshetyped]

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

[dynastylnoire]

^^^^^^^

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

White girls are so pathetic

[dollsahoy]

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

[scribble-wizard]

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things. they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian. so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

[kick-neckbeard-ass]

It got better!

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

“I’m only 19…”

91% said NO redemption for you

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

[timesalad]

This post went in 200 different directions

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

[queenrinacat]

Buzzfeed actually frequently breaks stories. Buzzfeed News is legit investigative journalism funded by the rest of Buzzfeed.

[honey-wine-and-time]

BuzzFeed News has been one of the best investigators of online misinformation.

[mysharona1987]

[reagan-was-a-horrible-president]

^^ This is where the money from our taxes goes.

[iammyfather]

$715 B now, another 20% in just 4 years.

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

“i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”

[outofcontextmega64]