this guy just told me I should drink water to tighten my buttocks. I was too busy like "um wtf" to take a screenshot, but I can tell ya'll its Song Jiu so you can go experience it for yourselves
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this guy just told me I should drink water to tighten my buttocks. I was too busy like "um wtf" to take a screenshot, but I can tell ya'll its Song Jiu so you can go experience it for yourselves
This is a lot of pressure to just put on somebody!
I have to pee, but my puppy is sleeping by my feet. If I get up, she'll wake up, so it's illegal for me to move.
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
My coffee just isn't hitting the way it normally does, which is weird because I'm the one who made it. I made it exactly the way I do everyday, so I'm really not sure what to tell myself.
The irony of me getting a notification that someone was seeking a doctor while I was away watching House is not lost on me.
Fucking seriously? I’m not scanning my ID or giving some suspicious website my social security number just to use Bluesky
Don't worry, Shao Dong Jia! Uncle Jiang will be back from his transmigration into MDZS once his other nephew is firmly established and respected as the Lanling Jin Sect leader!
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Picks up Phone.
Opens Tumblr app.
Fandom Problem #15,749:
I hate when a character is in canon, an imperfect parent but then the fandom decides to write them as the most abusive worst parent ever. It's so OOC! Like, I'm sorry, but all real parents make mistakes. That's just how it is. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised because fandom is where nuance goes to die.
I'm kind of in the mood to write some WWM stuff, but my brain is just... not completely there...
I've been enjoying this Companions Make Home update so much! I pretty much spend all of my time at the Homestead or out working on stuff for it now.
In other news, I've added A-Yuan to my list of husbands. I set him up to live by himself in Lady Ugly's old house, while Fang Xu and Li Laizuo share a place nearby.
Oh, and Big Zhao does have roomies in his house, but I partitioned his bed off. I feel like if you tried to give him a house to himself, he'd wave it off and insist on rooming with others. He wouldn't want preferential treatment like that.
It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor
the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out
I can't believe Armand killed Larry.
I forgot about this picture of Big Zhao being the cutest little tiger I've ever seen!