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an incredible linguistic blessing that UwU and OwO are emoticons you can pronounce out loud
what’s up guys, this is my new LG dishwasher. the front is glass so you can see what’s going on. check it out, it’s about to hit spin cycle. [we all gather in as the racks begin to rotate at dizzying speeds, smashing all my fine china to smithereens in an instant] it’s smart:)
the canon ending to dinner
"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."
"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.
my contraption fantastic
yours made out of plastic
Fishing is the original gacha game
i mightve been making up another 106 design … this is more night owl stealth operator than supersoldier but im unfortunately attached now
I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse
Sneebert Deebert
[guy who doesn't know how sex works trying to rizz up a robotgirl who's anatomically accurate] im gonna penetrate your amazing digital cervix.
ⓘ We reviewed your post and decided it needed purpose and a reason to exist. Your post is hollow and worthless. Useless. It will die by my blade. All of this world will turn to ash.
( Request second review )
Me if I was a housecat: My life is a fucking night mare because I can't go outside and kill and eat mice and birds
Me if I was a field mouse: Im so happy that cat is inside and not out here
Me if I was a hawk: Thst mouse is sio fucking dumb. Im gonna kill that fuck ing mouse
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
how id survive horror movies:
iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one
it: my pronouns are she/they
sinners: im an atheist
the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms
Resident evil: id evict them
Midsommar: im swedish.
Get out: ok i'll leave
x: im still calling it twitter
american psycho: i live in sweden
“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”
how to disappear completely
insane how we can watch movies more than once. has anybody tried this before