Mightsong

[cannibalcaprine]

an incredible linguistic blessing that UwU and OwO are emoticons you can pronounce out loud

[kimpossibooty]

what’s up guys, this is my new LG dishwasher. the front is glass so you can see what’s going on. check it out, it’s about to hit spin cycle. [we all gather in as the racks begin to rotate at dizzying speeds, smashing all my fine china to smithereens in an instant] it’s smart:)

[cali]

the canon ending to dinner

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[lokaror]

my contraption fantastic

yours made out of plastic

[chongoblog]

Fishing is the original gacha game

[wheretheresevil]

i mightve been making up another 106 design … this is more night owl stealth operator than supersoldier but im unfortunately attached now

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

[guy who doesn't know how sex works trying to rizz up a robotgirl who's anatomically accurate] im gonna penetrate your amazing digital cervix.

[swagophile]

ⓘ We reviewed your post and decided it needed purpose and a reason to exist. Your post is hollow and worthless. Useless. It will die by my blade. All of this world will turn to ash.

( Request second review )

[swagophile]

Me if I was a housecat: My life is a fucking night mare because I can't go outside and kill and eat mice and birds

Me if I was a field mouse: Im so happy that cat is inside and not out here

Me if I was a hawk: Thst mouse is sio fucking dumb. Im gonna kill that fuck ing mouse

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[phantomrose96]

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

[kasat1k]

how to disappear completely

[twinkhole-destroyer]

insane how we can watch movies more than once. has anybody tried this before