[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[viralfrog]

[pingintech]

theyre called wizards with guns the full video is here all of their skits exist in a connected universe full of call back jokes theyre a small sketch comedy troupe and all of their stuff is objectively peak

Wizards with Guns

New sketches every weekend! We are Frank St. John and Michael Romaniello

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[pmamtraveller]

by Essi Välimäki

[covid-safer-hotties]

Acting like there aren't growing reasons to wear a respirator and clean indoor air is a type of denial I just can't fuck with anymore. Like you're worried about microplastics in your water and buy some woo-woo "pure" water your neighbor makes in his shed with a car battery, but you're not worried about breathing in the same thing all day every day? On top of wildfire smoke and airborne illnesses and allergens and more!?!?!?!?

[givememtnspls]

Joshua Tree National Park - 35mm

[anglaised]

[probuccalfat]

i’m just a no class beat down fool and i will always be that way i might as well enjoy my life

[graveyardrabbit]

textures and colors of the bark of Methuselah the coast redwood

[tall]

[givememtnspls]

Seal Beach, CA - 35mm

[bunnywan]

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.

[bunnywan]

next person that reblogs this saying something even the slightest bit positive about ryan gosling is getting their ass beat

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[xfhsfh]

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

[wiltkingart]

okay

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[covid-safer-hotties]