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yes i might be ovulating so im sorry friends for drooling over fictional old troubled men
"Why didn't anyone do anything to help Harry" Alastor Moody did.
Arthur too, bless him - but Mad-Eye doesn't fucking hold back. And he's only known Harry for a few spotty meetings over a year.
“Well — shall we do it, then?” “Yeah, I reckon so, Arthur,” said Moody. ... ... “Good afternoon,” said Mr. Weasley pleasantly to Uncle Vernon, coming to a halt right in front of him. “You might remember me, my name’s Arthur Weasley.” ... ... “We thought we’d just have a few words with you about Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, still smiling. “Yeah,” growled Moody. “About how he’s treated when he’s at your place.” ... ... “I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house —” “I expect what you’re not aware of would fill several books, Dursley,” growled Moody. “Anyway, that’s not the point,” interjected Tonks, ... ... “The point is, if we find out you’ve been horrible to Harry —” “— and make no mistake, we’ll hear about it,” added Lupin pleasantly. “Yes,” said Mr. Weasley, “even if you won’t let Harry use the fellytone —” “Telephone,” whispered Hermione. “Yeah, if we get any hint that Potter’s been mistreated in any way, you’ll have us to answer to,” said Moody. ... ... “Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare. “Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly. “And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?” barked Uncle Vernon. “Well . . .” said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. “Yes, I’d have to say you do, Dursley.” He turned from Uncle Vernon to Harry. “So, Potter... give us a shout if you need us. If we don’t hear from you for three days in a row, we’ll send someone along....”
OotP, Chapter 38 (edited for brevity)
Met this boy a handful of times and says: "The Muggles treat him bad? Nope. I ain't standin' for that." Clunks over, scares the shit out of them - and makes promises he intends to keep as a support network for Harry.
The Harry Potter men react to:
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎: “𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔, 𝑰’𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖.”
𝒀𝒐𝒖: “𝑵𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆. 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒆𝒏.”
Sirius Black
He chuckles, his eyes crinkling in the corners. “What’s wrong with men your own age?”
You shrug, putting your elbow on the table and resting your head on your hand. “I don’t want them. They don’t interest me.”
“And I interest you?” He smirked, leaning back in his chair.
“We have more in common and talking to you is so easy and I just…love being around you.”
He raises his brows at you. “So it’s not because of my devilishly handsome face, is it?”
You smirk and blush slightly. You shrug nonchalantly. “That too, I guess.”
“You’re so cheeky.” He exhales a laugh and stares at you a moment, lost in thought. “I’m wondering why I’m saying no, to be honest.”
“Me too.” You purr, feeling the heat between you rise.
He leans over the table, mirroring your posture. “All right then. If you still want me, I’ll be yours.”
Remus Lupin
He shakes his head before even letting you finish.
“Being seen in public with me would tarnish your name. I won’t do that to you.”
“That’s my choice!”
“No.”
Your heart dropped. Tears pricked your eyes. “Please, Remus. You’re breaking my heart.”
“You’ll find someone else.” He stood up but despite his words, he couldn’t quite look you in the eye.
You stood from your chair too, heat rising to your cheeks. “I don’t want anyone else!”
At this he turned to look directly at you, at the tears threatening to fall. “Why? Why me of anyone else?”
“Because you deserve love as much as anyone else and I…love you.”
His eyes soften and he reaches out to cup your cheek, using his thumb to wipe a tear away. “I’ll never understand it, you know. I’m not anyone special.”
“Yes, you are.” You argued. “To me you’re everything.”
He sighs, his shoulders relaxing. “All right.” His voice is soft too.
Relief floods you and you wrap your arms around him. He chuckles in your ear and hugs you close.
Severus Snape
He spins to face you, his cloak swishing after him.
“You can’t mean it.” He frowns and shakes his head, disbelieving.
“I meant every word.” You straighten your back, unafraid of your feelings.
“Why?” His eyes scan over you as if looking for a sign.
You let out a breath, gesturing in the air, looking for the right answer. “Other than everything, you mean?”
“Everything? You don’t know everything.” He murmurs.
You step closer. “I’d love the chance to know more. As much as I can so I can love those parts too.”
“Love?” He stammers.
“Yes. That’s what I’m trying to tell you!” You step closer still, now with only a foot between you.
“I…”
You reach out for his hand, holding it with both of yours. “There’s only you, Severus.”
“I… Well…in that case.” He closes the gap and with his free hand holds your face, letting himself love you too.
Alastor Moody
He scoffs. “You like the idea of an older man. It’s not like how you might picture it.” He starts to turn away.
“And how might I picture it?” You question.
He turns back toward you with a heavy sigh and studies your face. “We don’t have the same energy, for a start… We have very little in common…” he hesitated. “There’s just too many variables, it’d never work.”
“You wouldn’t even be willing to try?” You argue.
He frowns at you, deep in thought. “You don’t want an old man like me.”
“Yes. I do.”
He stares down at you, slightly aghast at your words. “You’d get bored of me.”
“All of this is just speculation. You don’t actually know what would happen. Neither do I. But I want to try. Life is too short.” You could almost hear your own heart breaking. “Is this because you don’t at least find me attractive or because you genuinely don’t want to date a younger woman?”
“You are one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. However,” he said at the way your face lit up. “It would be irresponsible to rush into anything based on so little. Speaking from experience.”
“You’ve dated a younger woman before?” You were almost jealous. How silly.
A smile tugged at his lips before he shook his head. “No, I’m talking about in life.”
“Oh.”
A heavy silence permeated the room for a moment. And then, “I need time to consider.” Was his reply. His back half to you. Your heart burned with possibility. You tried to keep it off your face.
“Okay.” Was all you said.
Lucius Malfoy
A dark chuckle rumbled from his chest. “That’s adorable.” He crooned. He lounged back in his black leather chair, resting his slender hands on the armrests.
You shrugged, trying not to cringe beneath his intense gaze. “It’s true.”
Still smiling, Lucius waved a hand dismissively in the air. “No, no, I believe you. I just find you rather cute. Bold, but cute.”
You waited for more but he just watched you. You raised your hands in mild frustration. “Well, what the heck does that mean?”
He leaned forward on his chair, eyes locked on yours. “It means, my dear, you have my attention.” He purred.
You swallowed. “Good.” And with a confidence you didn’t know you had, you turned and sashayed to the door. You had to play a part with Lucius. Play his little game.
Places Teddy has fallen asleep:
- In the clean (warm) laundry, which was quite inconvenient for Remus, who was really trying to have the house clean before Tonks got home
- On Tonks’s broomstick, while she was taking him out for a late night ride, who only panicked a little when she thought her son’s silence meant he’d dropped off without her noticing
- Harry’s lap, while he was anxiously studying for his auror qualifications and feeling really quite jealous of the child
- Kingsley Shacklebolt’s office, but only his home one
- A box of, ironically, Peace Breakers in the stock room of Weasley’s Wizardly Wheezes, which luckily didn’t go off under the weight of a sleeping toddler
- On Moody, who was carrying him around during an Order reunion Christmas Party
- With Andromeda’a cat, on her pillow (the fact that he had morphed his hair the same orange as the pet’s fur, and buried the rest of himself under blankets made for quite the frenzied search)
- In Lyall’s garden while “helping” weed out some invasives eating up space for good plants
Naturally, his favorite place is in his parents’ bed, with his bear plushie, listening to his dad read or his mum hiss about some frustrating case as his lullaby
The funniest part of Barty Crouch Jr. impersonating Mad-Eye Moody is that he only got away with it because Moody was bat-shit crazy.
Moody's catch-phrase was "constant vigilance." Barty dropped that phrase, like, every 5 seconds. The only reason no one was like "huh, that sounds kinda fake, kinda scripted" was bc Moody was nuts and everyone expected him to behave in eccentric ways.
It's like if someone was impersonating Buggs Bunny and said "what's up, Doc?" at the end of every sentence. It would be easy to pick out that it's someone playing a part.
Idk, random thoughts.
I personally think Barty crouch Jr. really liked his time as a pretend Hogwarts teacher. Like I know he was only doing it to get Harry to get to Voldemort but you can’t tell me he didn’t enjoy teaching those kids dark arts and seeing his old friends in those kids. Idk, I just always like watching him being mad eye moody bc he looks like he’s really glad to be back at Hogwarts, even if it is under Voldemort’s command. In another life he would’ve made a great DADA teacher
she's the best of us
“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
Is anyone else thinking anout a pairing of Adar x the creature or is it just me?
(Not necessarily romantic or sexual, just like in general)
ALIEN: EARTH HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR SEASON TWO
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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
Left this in the notes
narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."
early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind