andraste's granny panties

Caitlyn. 31. Bi as hell.

[milanigrey]

oh my god oh my god oh my god new tomb raider game

[higharollakockamamie]

One thing I love about FFXIV is dragons are refugees from a robot war in space and we all just accept that.

[satyyrl]

The way they got to the planet where the game (mostly) takes place is one dragon was mpreg with seven children while looking for a new home and he struck a deal with Crystal Mommy to let him raise them there.

[invenblocker]

At least one art of vore has been recorded as having been performed by a dragon and his Elezen (imagine an Elf, but French) wife.

This is considered a major historical event.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

They also might be practicing a weird form of Lamarkian evolution. If they want something hard enough, and the environmental pressures are there, sometimes when they go through major developmental tiers they spontaneously develop adaptations. Like one grew opposable thumbs because she was fascinated by crafting... while also bulking up from a large housecat sized dragonet into a large horse sized juvenile.

Oh, and if your distant ancestor ate a great wyrm, guess what now you can spontaneously metamorphisize into a dragon if you consume dragon blood. Which is everyone in an entire country, and quite likely much of the continent at this point. This raises some very strange questions about dragon genetics and their ability to assimilate into an environment... and assimilate the environment.

The more you learn about them, yeah, this is a species that's evolved to be the dominant life form in any environment, and does this by eventually becoming most of the environment.

Oh, and the thing with the vore jokes? Yeah, no, there's good odds her soul is still alive inside him. Like when he says he knows Iceheart isn't Shiva's reincarnation it's because, well, she can't be carrying Shiva's soul. Because he knows where it is.

[anneapocalypse]

I think it is also important to note that because of the aforementioned seven children thing, all of the dragons on Hydaelyn choosing to fuck for fun and companionship are in fact closely related, including some who were siblings (for example, Bahamut and Tiamat). However, because of the aforementioned asexual reproduction, dragon incest appears not to be taboo or a genetic issue.

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[sadomarxist]

[bluestockingbaby]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[depsidase]

[milanigrey]

not today's one piece ep making me cry

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[bunningstone]

[myreia]

naked friday 8/?

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[my-dailydreams]

[milanigrey]

fucking stop this shit tumblr seriously do you even pay attention to your user base at all, ever

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[romans-art]

i think y'all are missing a trick with Kathryn Janeway and Eleanor of Aquitaine given the Katharine Hepburn/Kate Mulgrew crossovers, but the request was for Janeway with a fuckoff big sword as an Angevin so here we go -- she got stuck in a holodeck program with the rest of the crew and she likes swinging a sword maybe a little too much 🤏

[romans-art]

sorry I heard "suck her sword" and blacked out. what were we talking about?

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

[insomniac-arrest]

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special