I know how to read

The deterioration is proceeding apace

[mild-rat]

Why am I only now finding out that Ringo Starr has the fuckjng Elfstones. Are we being fr right now

[striders]

i saw this series of posts weeks ago and they keep coming back to haunt me.

[screwball-x]

I dunno what’s going on here but it made me laugh so it deserves a repost

[illusoryfem]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

fantasy john lennon: imagine being able to use the elf stones

[couchnapping]

regular ringo starr: I've arnessed th power of th elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

ringo starr has the elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

ringo starr is the person currently in possession of the elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the current holder of the elf stones is former beatles drummer ringo starr. he is believed to be capable of using them

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the person who possesses the elf stones today in 2026 is widely known to be ex-beatle and musician ringo starr, who is also capable of utilizing the power of the elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the present location of the elf stones is they belong to rock legend ringo starr

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

ringo starr is the current owner and wielder of the elf stones

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's true, I've heard many people on various sites talking about Ringo Starr being the current owner of the elf stones

[couchnapping]

Why is nobody talking about how Ringo Starr has the elf stones?

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[cryptotheism]

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

[cryptotheism]

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

[amazoogle]

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[void-returns-squared]

[shinvermouthea]

First feet, now armpits. Soon, hands will be next. Once that happens, it is inevitable that people will only post pixelated pictures of themselves, and the government will weep for there will be no more faces to bio-analyze using ai

[dogpuppy]

Northernlion

[cross-entropy-commandant]

the girlthing who goes to sleep with a portrait of Mao Zedong in hand is a fool every night but one

[sweet4ngell]

[mild-rat]

My girlfriend tries to slobber all over my face and when I ask her not to she says “KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE”

[angelicguy]

thanks for taking me out to dinner dr evil. how much do i owe you

dr evil: one meeeeleeon dollars

me: ahahahaha

dr evil: ahahahaa

me: youre cool dr evil

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix