MildLaunderyDetergent

[mildlaundarydetergent]

"But-but you can't depict that in your books and movies and art and song because it might make someone uncomfortable" I will rip the teeth from your gums

[mildlaundarydetergent]

every now and again i pick up a comic and am delighted to remember that 99% of batmans rogue gallery just strongly dislikes eachother. united by a common enemy divided by everyone else' aesthetic being too tacky

[dragoneyes613]

The terrifying thing about the Court of Owls is that so many of them must be people that Bruce - and Dick, after years of being Bruce's ward since childhood - must know personally.

[nixxchiii]

Every single mitski song is dick Grayson coded if you think for a minute

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[agam-shel-barvadim]

seriously tho, that’s how the internet was intended to be, just in general. you reply to things when you get to it. idk how the HELL that ended up turning into a culture of constant availability, but that’s not how it was meant to work. constant availability is unhealthy.

[myirlnameiscloud]

B-but people with micropenises are my emotional support minority to bully!! 🥺🥺 B-but it's funny that their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 B-but I only make fun of BAD people by calling their penises small!! 🥺🥺 I have good reason to make fun of people with micropenises!! 🥺🥺 It's not intersexism if it's funny!! 🥺🥺 It's sooo funny because their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 Guys it's sooo funny come on!! 🥺🥺

[yuunnn888]

What could he do?

Should have been a rockstar

[mildlaundarydetergent]

Im a woman that never wants kids but my god i would be such a good dad. I could do it all so well. The terrible shitty dad jokes every second, the crippling guilt that manifests as emotional unavailability, that little reach behind their seat in the car to collect the snack tax.

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's really really funny to me that like "people under 18 might consume porn and that's generally fine actually" is some shocking take. like were you not also young once. is it not normal to develop sexually around the age of 12. is it not normal to experience sexual thoughts as a teen. like it's fucking absurd that we're suggesting mass surveillance of children to ensure they will never see a boob ever outside of a classroom instead of just teaching children how to interact with adult content safely. you're just arguing for abstinence again, plugging your ears going "lalala" when someone tells you that kids should learn about sex or they will have sex in worse more dangerous ways

[mildlaundarydetergent]

yes your fiction does not represent your real-life morality at all, but also it is a little strange that all the fat people and all the men with long hooked noses and people with obvious (especially facial) scarring and characters with strange accents always end up being the villain

[halftonevoid]

i'd even go as far as saying there's only one side dick would ever take over bruce's and that is his own. to him, he's the only person sufficiently qualified to disagree with bruce. everyone else is a casual. and wrong

[mildlaundarydetergent]

why yes tumblr when i blocked that tag i wanted to find my screen absolutely cloggged with a bunch of placeholders for every post with that tag instead no i dont find it inconvenient to have to scroll through a wall of my filtered tags to get to the good stuff not at all

[mildlaundarydetergent]

my hatred for donald trump stems from the fact thats a hes a bigot and his actions have had terrible impacts on millions of people. and honestly i think its a little strange that all you can mention is that hes ugly and orange and wears diapers

[mildlaundarydetergent]

look i dont even know which sport the world cup is for but im very disappointed that im yet to see one of those my little pony edits on tiktok about the result today

[userautumn]

i love how being a robin is like. once a robin, always a robin. no one will ever understand what being a robin is like except other robins. you will grow older and your identity will change but you will still carry bruce's imprint in your dna. those are his moves. that is his voice in your ear. you will never not be a robin, you will never not be his. you will never be alone again, even when you want to be. you may have been the first, or the last, but you will never be the only. you are a robin. you will always be a robin. insane.

[excerpto]

The trauma of being a Robin

[mildlaundarydetergent]

Reminder that it is NOT normal to take in your employer's son after they die and raise that boy like your own and always support him, no matter what he does, even long into adulthood, while also maintaining your status as just an employee. Alfred Pennyworth had no reason whatsoever to do any of that. His employee contract was automatically terminated the moment the Waynes got shot. He did it all for the love of the game.

[shakespeareaddict]

ao3 tagging isn’t always intuitive and some tags are highly subjective but some are really really not. If I see “mutual baby trapping” I’m expecting two people in a situationship who’d rather engage in absurd manipulations and shenanigans to obtain a baby rather than communicate clearly “hey I want to be serious with you”; if they’re *already talking about marriage and kids* then it’s not babytrapping. If I see Underage I am expecting at least one Mrated scene with a minor, not “two teens kiss but don’t even get to second base”. If I see the big Rape/Noncon tag and then the authors note says “the Rape tag is cause they have sex while A is slightly drunk” then I am backing out of the fic and never trusting your tagging again!

Like! Tagging is for two populations—the people who explicitly want to see X and the people who explicitly don’t want to see X—and neither population is served by overtagging! If there was a fic tagged, idk, “Swedish Politics” because in one throwaway line someone mentions Sweden has political parties, I’d be upset if I was looking for Swedish Politics and this was all that came up. And I’d be just as upset if I was filtering out fics with Swedish Politics and missed the perfect fic that was overtagged!