this PINNED POST is just me trying to convince you to look at my SNAIL sideblog. it has snails in it and it's a place where i post about my snails
my snail sideblog: @moldycannibalisticalsnails
^ did i mention there are snails there?
SNAILS!!!
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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Janaina Medeiros
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo
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blake kathryn
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we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Peter Solarz
KIROKAZE
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taylor price
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shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
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@mildlycannibalistical
this PINNED POST is just me trying to convince you to look at my SNAIL sideblog. it has snails in it and it's a place where i post about my snails
my snail sideblog: @moldycannibalisticalsnails
^ did i mention there are snails there?
SNAILS!!!
“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
I think the absolute refusal to let kids see naked bodies is so weird to be honest. In Germany, it was so normal to be in public group changing rooms and public showers and you'd see naked people there all the time. I was so confused when I saw people online call kids seeing naked adults in non sexual contexts "sexual abuse". Like ... no, it's not, nudity isn't inherently sexual and kids SHOULD know about anatomy so they learn their bodies aren't shameful. And as you said, the chest compression thing just makes me so mad. In NO first aid course I've ever been in the teacher has ever said to remove the bra unless someone else asked, and I'm sure only few people will remove a woman's bra when doing chest compressions because not feeling awkward about it is more important than her fucking life.
So I 100% agree with this post, kids should learn that bodies, especially WOMENS' bodies, are not sexual. Thank you for saying it!
It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.
Please take your vitamin D
HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.
Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
Who did you steal your shoelaces from?
Obama
Whoever is current US president
A non-US president (put in tags)
I’d like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.
So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.
I’m mentally stable now 🖤
I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child 🙏
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
@teaboot ?
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@derinthescarletpescatarian ?
Ask the cookie clicker guy
For block list maybe
Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?
Over my undead body.
"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD
“the gang’s all here” ass
post except none of you want
to be here XD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
There it fucking is!
That's the answer all along!
Haiku bot celeb
Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.
teasing an american girl and she goes "mph ~!"
teasing a girl from anywhere else and she goes "kmph ~!" instead
investing early
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!
The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)
The Sumatran Tiger
The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur
The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon
The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey
And the Mexican Spider Monkey!
Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!
Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again
drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw
mom's minion memes for real justice
i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.
you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.