the big milk

welcome to my junk drawer replies from @milkyblocky

[thedragonkeepr]

[stealingpotatoes]

What is Lady NormalHats’ signature spell?

[studentofetherium]

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[studentofetherium]

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

[valtsv]

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

[mobydyke]

big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[crazecube]

Nero with the pachinko Collab lion ✊🫡 too cute to resist

All thanks to this tweet:

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[pr4yerp0sition]

Nero being the definition of god stop loving me, not wanting the worship because he is the blood of Sparda, Vergil’s only son. All his religious trauma from growing up in a cult that is Fortuna, the Order of the Sword, or his guilt that he couldn’t save Credo. Something about the hubris of the divine mixing with the hubris of the damned, Nero being able to see it && state, there is no difference between holy and wretched - they’re all monsters. 

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[irondive]

[zariqwq]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kleefkruid]

huh.

[kleefkruid]

huh.

[corpsepng]

I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.

[corpsepng]

[whampersan]

siren songs

idol trio mermaids inspired by nusharkteeth's post