mclussin’ it

shitposts and brain rot

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[milkcheeseculture]

if you are above high school age, there’s really no fucking reason to be a mean folk.

crazy fucking concept i know

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[filmphotofranz]

[redstonedust]

random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[8nin]

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

[red-lamb]

[puppyms]

hes so puppy with a bowtie here!!!!

[puppyms]

literally the same

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[kosmogrl]

okay first of all unclench your jaw

[fairycosmos]

[chkchkshaboom]

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