[ohdreaming]

my possible career choices: cloud flower

[fuzzygifs]

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[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[dogpuppy]

[taykoutmccleod]

I don't fucking want it then?

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[paolo-streito-1264]

Harold M Lambert.Three deer lying down in snowy forest in Winter, 1940.

[eroscestlavie]

this video...every time i think no way. he doesn't have enough time. phil please, you're killing me. and then he makes it

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[library-graffiti]

Here's my addition.

[diesel-park]

(from the pallas cat "aggressively scuttles" vid)

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]