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finn/24/agender really disgusting

[aqua-regia009]

“Dante And Virgil In Hell” (1850) - William-Adolphe Bouguereau

[hapalopus]

Serows have a tendency to look like ungodly goat-wolf hybrids and i just

i really appreciate that

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

@thewormwood quality

[thewormwood]

!!!!!

[breadedtilapia-deactivated20210]

My town is gone.

If you’ve been watching the noise and paying attention to California, you’ve heard about the Camp Fire.

In a matter of hours, the fire jumped to 20,000 acres. This morning it reached 70,000. My town of Paradise, where I’ve lived my entire life, was consumed entirely. Very little containment has been reached and the situation is absolute hell.

My house was one of the first to go.

My mom and my sisters and I barely got out, in separate cars, and we got separated for 10 hours. My mom and little sister were stuck in Paradise with all my pets in the flames until my stepdad was able to get gas to them so they could get out. My cat was lost, and I personally was only able to grab an extremely small amount of my own belongings because I was helping my mom to grab important documents and photos and to get the pets situated.

We are now homeless, with no clue where to go from here, and desperately in need of help to get food, clothes, supplies, anything. My mom has been disabled for 3 years and we survive on a single income from my stepdad, who is a firefighter. His friends have been hurt trying to fight this. We have a dog with us, and two guinea pigs, and a bearded dragon.

My mom set up a fundraiser, even though we are not at all the type to ask for so much help.

Click here to support Firefighter Fam Lost Home Paradise organized by Marissa Nypl

Cal Fire Family We lost our home in the Paradise Camp Fire yesterday. We didn't get to grab necessary items or clothing. We are lucky to be

☝️ That’s the last image of our house that I took this morning. It is now ashes and rubble.

If you can donate, it would mean the world to us, to help us get back on our feet. If you can’t, please share. Anything helps no matter how small.

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

[evipineschi]

Cool Big Sister🕷️

IG - Twitter - KoFi - Commissions

[charmerr-deactivated20220124]

[furiroad]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[rosepetalrevolution]

Petition to bring back “The Cask of Amontillado” memes for October.

[prismatic-bell]

I have many Cask of Amontillado memes in my basement, would you like to see them?

[banderjack]

Boy would I!

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[dreamingofbabylon]

@imabugandsoareyou

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[zombietango]

[doggosource]

cloud family

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[dwendog]

THIS TED TALK WAS NOT LONG ENOUGH I NEED MORE INFORMATION!

[misterdoctorironstrange]

Awwwwwww bless

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[cockyhorror]

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

[httpdemonics-moved-deactivated2]

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

[cockyhorror]

Thanks! Even worse :)

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!:)