Hi I’m A Milky Thickshake

Male, Arromantic Bisexual, 21, politically neutral, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, Psychosis

[ruinedchildhood]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[ipsen]

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[smilepuppydotjpeg]

[cardassian-artistry]

A friend of mine’s addition

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruinedchildhood]

[aisforarthur]

Arthur Dodges the Draft

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[rylandsgrace]

[stupittmoran]

[captain-price-officially]

[fredmalm]

killing all humans

patreon.com/fredmalm

[secondblooms]

[valtsv]

[avvocarlo]

that is fucked

[avvocarlo]

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context

[flowerinaflame]

[flowerinaflame]

[flowerinaflame]

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[coexistingdream]