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[ipsen]

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on palestinian fundraisers:

i only reblog vetted ones. i'm sorry

i write tokyo ghoul fanfic. too much, some might say, so i made a new pinned post. this will contain all my ongoing projects, and then they'll be archived on the old pinned post.

find me on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ipsen

check my popular tags to see my deal, but i write tokyo ghoul fanfics (90% EtoKen) and some tg meta as a present to myself

more fics from me (all completed!)

Ongoing projects:

Poisoned Lotus (TG fic) (Ongoing!)

Rating: Explicit Ship: Rize/Hairu Tags: Incest, Trans Female Character, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Vaginal Sex, Kissing, Semi-Public Sex, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Petplay, Girl Penis, Aged Up Rize, Other Additional Tags to Be Added My ongoing collab project with @marathehomosexual!! A One-Eyed Ghoul Rize fic, with some additional twists thrown in there as well. Navigating the illicit romance between sisters Rize and Hairu, the strings the Washuu and V have tangled our main protagonists in, and Rize's own changed, but still damaged, perception of the world. A tale of love, violence, and incestuous lesbian sex.

[nitronine]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[rathelmet]

How these panels made me feel:

Do I know he's just saying that to benefit himself? Yes lol fuck Baal, but at its core it's a valid argument, Derkila's crest is way too OP, it completely halted a serious criminal investigation on Sullivan because he (and 2 other people) determined it should be stopped.

With a manga that touches so strongly on the topics of inequality we should acknowledge that Sullivan has indeed abused his power 😖 and that abuse made Baal corner him by looking righteous in front of Shura, precisely because it is a sound argument.

Baal's manipulation and scheming is sooo interesting but I want him to go down asap, he's DANGEROUS 😭 he has so many people working behind the scenes for his chaotic cause and the way he's so careful to not be tied to their work plus his willingness to sacrifice demons as if they were pawns 😰

[g3sztenye]

shot through the heart 💘

[quailfence]

[Image description: digital drawing of Madoka and Homura from Pulla Magi Madoka Magica. Madoka, in her magical girl form, is aiming an arrow at Homura's heart. Homura stares back at Makoda. She is a dark sihloette, with a pink heart over her chest. Behind her is a clock, and the red tails of several arcing shooting stars or sparks. End description.]

Do NOT delete my description if you reblog from me, it is for accessibility. If you do I WILL block you.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[vampirefabio]

please.

[dinsflowers]

The fact nintendo only used the concept of a sword spirit twice in the series is actually a crime

[kuwau]

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

[mugmegan]

"Aquarium"

[just-another-tokyo-ghoul-fan]

my bf is making giving me a sexy dance to 2010s pop hits while making me pasta. I really got the whole package

[mugmegan]

jdbfkdbdkfbdkjtg

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[mugmegan]

god this brush is so gooooood

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"