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godsarecrazy

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

tigerator

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

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🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

wyatthazy

HEATED RIVALRY S01E02

divorce-enjoyer

what the fuck

divorce-enjoyer

new nemesis dropped

marriagesaver

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

divorce-enjoyer

WHO ARE YOU

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dearlovex3

Let the next one be the last 🙏

kjscottwrites

consolecadet

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

smol-civet

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

sheisraging

the cutiest patooties

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wintersoldierfell

hit-the-showerz

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

Bonus:

femaustinpowers

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

eastofshane

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."