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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass
I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
I'm mister heart racer, I'm mister dazed. I'm mister low blood pressure, I'm mister going to faint
I'm the highwayman
I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time
this post just changed my whole life
Same mood
This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder
actually the mom holy fuck meme was NOT drawn by a crew member!!! it WAS fan made, drawn by @juniorbizarre!!!
hi this is my fan regi named veggie LMAO
Birbentines! (by teylor smirl)
@todaysbird I’m sure you’ve seen this but it’s amazing
Lord Eshteross making cookies for his chaotic children
Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life
THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF
Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,
[Toph Beifong voice] You guys can see faces?
Turtle FCG has my heart 🥺
hope this explains it
doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe
are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩
going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?
Not a plush toy (but still plush related) But IKEA Japan got an IKEA Shark mascot
Indeed friend shaped
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I missed the best photo
best part is if you meet him he gives you his business card
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<3 I love Blahaj so much they’re such a good shark <3
Look at them with their plush pals there
I hope they’re having a good day :D
The annual Rexxentrum Cat Show is somewhat famous for offering magical items for their grand prizes (they realized long ago that wizards tend to be cat people, and the prizes help drum up support and attention around the city.) This year the prize is a particularly rare spell book. One that Caleb and Essek are both very very interested in. Naturally, the logical thing to do is have one of them polymorph into a cat and enter the contest to try to cheat their way to a fancy new spell book.
After heavy debate on the matter, they decide to enter Essek. Catleb is a bit scruffy. He’s a super soft longhair who’s so good for petting and cuddling, but he doesn’t really have the look of a show cat.
Catssek, on the other hand, is an absurdly beautiful cat. Sleek and graceful shorthair with curious violet eyes. Caleb tells the judges that he’s a purebred Xhorhasian Blue, banking of them not knowing enough about the native cats of Xhorhas to call his bluff (and he was right.)
He also tells the judges that his cat is a pampered little prince who spends an insane amount of time grooming and is so very picky about food. Used to hate getting his dainty little paws dirty, but lately he’s started enjoying playing in the garden. Essek waits until the judges aren’t looking before giving Caleb a little swat.
The twist is none of the cats in the show are real, they are all just polymorphed wizards trying to win the spell book, and one druid there for the lulz
“Wasn’t expecting to find you here, Wulf.”
Eadwulf turns to see Caleb gazing at him, a bemused expression on his face.
“I’ve grown to like cats, I guess,” Eadwulf says, shrugging.
“Have you?”
“It’s what comes of being around them all the time. Don’t think I’ve got a single item of clothing that isn’t covered in cat hair these days. I’ve just accepted the inevitable.”
Caleb doesn’t acknowledge the dig, but his blue eyes are dancing. “Are you alone?”
“Yeah. The archmage is busy. She wouldn’t have time for a cat show, anyway.”
“It’s not just any cat show, it’s the annual Rexxentrum Cat Show,” Caleb protests.
“Funnily enough, I don’t think she’d care much.”
Caleb grins. “Maybe she’d change her mind if she knew I was competing.”
Eadwulf’s ears perk up at that. “Oh? With which cat?”
“It’s a secret. Let’s keep it a surprise for later, shall we?” Caleb says airily, but for some reason, his ears are very red.
“If you like,” Eadwulf says, his eyes narrowing at Caleb. Most of the house cats are pretty enough, but not enough to enter a show as prestigious as this—not that Eadwulf would ever say that aloud, for fear of being permanently banned from Caleb’s house. The point is, Eadwulf knows all of the cats by heart. How could Caleb have a cat he doesn’t know about yet?
He doesn’t have to wait very long before he finds his answer—Caleb’s entry is an absurdly beautiful cat, all sleek lines and sinuous curves. Its short white fur has a spectacular gloss to it, and curiously enough… its eyes are a shade of violet Eadwulf knows like the scars on his own arms.
“Caleb—”
“He’s gorgeous, isn’t he,” Caleb murmurs, hands clasped together in delight as the cat preens, sauntering before the judges with an unmistakable lift to the delicate chin. His cat is announced as a purebred Xhorhasian Blue, of all things.
“That’s one hell of a cat,” he says with a straight face. “Must have imported him straight from Rosohna.”
“Eiselcross, actually.”
“Mmm. What’s his name?”
Caleb’s answer is interrupted by the announcement of the next entry to the competition. The next cat is a stunning shade of creamy beige, long-legged and graceful, treating the judges to a single disdainful glance before flicking its elegant tail and padding away.
“Contestant number nine is brought by Eadwulf Grieve, a Blumenthal shorthair in the rarest of colors,” the announcer yells to the cheering crowd.
Eadwulf has to press his lips together to keep from laughing aloud as Caleb turns to him, an expression of utter betrayal on his face.
“I had no idea you kept cats of your own, Wulf; were mine not enough for you?” Caleb says, looking for all the world like a ruffled Johann on an especially grumpy day.
“Listen. You’d think a cat with a scarred eye wouldn’t make it into a fancy competition like this, but I believed in her.”
Caleb’s eyes soften, though he still looks distinctly annoyed. “She is all the more beautiful for it, I think.”
“She is,” Eadwulf agrees. “So if someone’s taking home that spellbook today, it’s definitely going to be me.”
“We’ll see about that,” Caleb growls.
Eadwulf shrugs. “Your cat might want to think very hard about conceding.”
“I think he’d happily put up with a bit of domestic unrest in exchange for new spells.”
“That’s because he has no idea what’s coming for him,” Eadwulf says, amused.
Their bickering is interrupted by the third entry—a cat no less elegant than the first two that preceded it, another shorthair with exquisite golden fur, and with honey-colored eyes to match. Huh.
Eadwulf looks down at the row of onlookers. Recognizes a very familiar face. A bald, very well-dressed goblin in a pair of large spectacles. Just as the new entry is announced as a Golden Nicodranian.
“Caleb,” Eadwulf says with a minute jerk of his chin.
He turns, confused, before following Eadwulf’s gaze. He pales. “Oh, shit. Yussa.”