Today, we're dancing for no reason! ♪

Someday, we'll disappear for no reason! Jack ⁞ 20+ ⁞ they/any ⁞ sometimes nsfw

[slugbo]

having carefree sex with my lackadaisical wife

[tatzelwurming]

doing earnest sex with my somber wife

[chirasul]

engaging in empirical sex with my evidence-based wife

[poketcg-art]

Mareep -- Midori Harada

[bobacupcake]

ok guys lets make a material together

red

green

blue

shiny-ness

rim lighting

sparkles

Voting ended onJul 8, 2023

[bobacupcake]

the moment youve all been waiting for

[bobacupcake]

las vegas if they werent cowards

[muckmagister]

^ las vegas if the evil wizard got released from the time crystal

[metanarrates]

finding someone who shares your unpopular/niche opinions on Special Interest is literally like finding water in the desert. like thank fucking christ someone else has actually thought through this thing

[s00nstuck023]

I bet the koroks actually like being crucified

[s00nstuck023]

they're immortal forest spirits, it literally doesn't harm them. it's like enrichment to them

[s00nstuck023]

"Mr Hero, can you shoot me into space again? :3"

[cum-villain]

"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

[cum-villain]

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain

[the-real-seebs]

"do you take this person to be your partner, to have and to hold, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

"yes, and..."

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[wayneradiotv]

y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows

[wayneradiotv]

None of you are prepared

[newtypezaku]

Today’s Gender of the Day doesn’t matter, really

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you

[effemimaniac]

nurturing this post while it's young

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.

[despazito]

Exposing this post to my followers for socialization

[headspace-hotel]

Watering this post so it grows up big and strong

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[senoritaawesome]

bring his ass to a simmer

[lastoneout]

[holespoles]

Machiko Kyo "28 June 2023, bus ride home from the train station."

今日マチコ「2023年6月28日、駅からバスに乗って帰る」

[thecatbusstop-deactivated202012]

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[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

[spiral-dimension]

[tanblaque]