Welcome to Eeby Deeby

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[rocketbirdie]

fine dining

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[that-house]

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[crazy-brazilian]

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[paper-lilypie]

I should try a cartwheel

[paper-lilypie]

just woke up on the floor. what happened

[paper-lilypie]

dude you’re so right, I haven’t done one in ages. lemme try a cartwheel

[brakken]

can we stop with this style of writing now please (:

be silly and shameless, i am begging you

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[butchjorse]