Setting Fire To The Sky

You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start... So dance alone to the beat of your heart...

[thagomizersshow]

I think the fact kiwi birds have nostrils at the tip of their beaks isn't just y'know, an adaptation for sniffing out worms, but also important for their vibes and aura.

You can't see it, but you can feel it

[pjharvey]

[inklings-of-late]

I think the kitty wants something…

[cybercatty]

Drawing my followers' pets (･ω･)

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

canned ravioli

[thegreatlazule]

THEY COME IN CANS???

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?

[thegreatlazule]

BECAUSE I'M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CANNED RAVIOLI

[thegreatlazule]

THAT'S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT'S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

DUDE WE’RE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE

[angelicassassinations]

...what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

[angelicassassinations]

@dumb-but-happy

Get the fucking gun

[hestia-the-freak]

WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

It's toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled

[hestia-the-freak]

YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1

[thegreatlazule]

REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI

[hestia-the-freak]

NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI

IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.

[thegreatlazule]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN IT'S A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN???????

WHAT IN MY MOTHERS HOLY PANTHEON DO YOU MEAN IT'S CRUNCHY???? ANY TYPE OF PASTA SHOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY YOU FUCKWAD

[hestia-the-freak]

PASTA?

PASTA!?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, “ah yeas beloved pasta”

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

no but I look at this and think its pasta

[the-straight-guy-of-tumbir]

oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????

[nyxstardustentity]

Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there's no way otherwise

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

I wish I was

[crowthekiller]

and don’t worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination

[maryland-officially]

WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

please help me all I said were two words and now this is happening send help I’m scared

[maryland-officially]

RIP

[maryland-officially]

sobbing.

[lemmations]

this is the most heated argument I’ve ever seen on this website

also I’ve never had ravioli and I think it looks like a dumpling had a baby with a hot pocket

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

honestly you're exactly right

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS BACK

[insert-clever-username-1133]

The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

That is the most beautiful description of this argument about chef boyardee beef ravioli

[inqorporeal]

[willcraftapple11]

You know, ez cheeze isn't even real cheese

[dead-immortal]

This is like the breadsticks post but more emotional

[rhazberriquartz]

Basic Italoan family interaction.

[spicymochi]

your month, your seal!

[spicymochi]

Mystery mini seal charms are now in my shop!!

[spicymochi]

fluffy timberdoodle

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[madokanews]

Victims of Circumstance

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[lychgate]

And when you pick him up off your squishy carpet:

[taffywabbit]

just spent an hour of my adult life confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that the little bunny PNG that shows up occasionally in the new Tomodachi Life IS in fact the exact same stock image they used in Badge Arcade on the 3DS, for that one gag where the Arcade Bunny briefly becomes a recoloured photorealistic rabbit.

i lined them up and attempted to recreate the Badge Arcade version's edits, and they're DEFINITELY the same bunny pic. the only parts that don't line up are its posture (its back was lowered to give a clearer head silhouette, since you can't see its lower half anyways) and its nose, which was very slightly raised in Badge Arcade (it's easier to see up close when you're flipping between the two, just trust me)

anyways. who the hell has been sitting on this incredibly specific bunny stock image for 12 years just waiting to use it for another joke. where ELSE did they sneak it into stuff in the past decade that i just didn't hear about. how do i learn that level of commitment to the bit.

[bugjamboree-deactivated20200812]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[catasters]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Slug

[tamapalace]

Bandai Namco US Announces Spring 2026 Tamagotchi Connection Shells

New shells are coming for spring! Bandai Namco US has announced four new Tamagotchi Connection shells for spring 2026. There are two shells that are returning from the past, and two all-new shells.

First we have a returning shell, Cherry! This one is a returning shell from the Tamagotchi Connection V3, which was named “Cherry”. Super cute!

Second is another returning shell, Tropical Flower. This one is also a returning shell from the Tamagotchi Connection V3 which was named “Tropical Flowers”. Love to see a green Tamagotchi shell!

Third is an all-new shell, titled “Neon Planet” which is honestly gorgeous, and definitely similar to our favorite Tamagotchi Original shell “Starry Shower”. However this one doesn’t just feature gold paint but instead features silhouettes of planets, including Tamagotchi Planet in neon colors, gold surrounding the screen and on top of the antenna, and red buttons. SHOW STOPPER!

Fourth and last, an all-new shell, “Pool” which leads us to believe theses shells will likely take us into the summer! Featuring a semi translucent light blue shell with waves all over it and some pool tiles, pool floats, and the word “Tama” on the right-hand side. The buttons are blue, and the screen is outlined in white along with the antenna topper.

All of these gorgeous shells are already available for preorder on Amazon US for $32.99 with a release date of February 12th, 2026!