Setting Fire To The Sky

You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start... So dance alone to the beat of your heart...

[spicymochi]

your month, your seal!

[spicymochi]

Mystery mini seal charms are now in my shop!!

[spicymochi]

fluffy timberdoodle

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[madokanews]

Victims of Circumstance

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[lychgate]

And when you pick him up off your squishy carpet:

[taffywabbit]

just spent an hour of my adult life confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that the little bunny PNG that shows up occasionally in the new Tomodachi Life IS in fact the exact same stock image they used in Badge Arcade on the 3DS, for that one gag where the Arcade Bunny briefly becomes a recoloured photorealistic rabbit.

i lined them up and attempted to recreate the Badge Arcade version's edits, and they're DEFINITELY the same bunny pic. the only parts that don't line up are its posture (its back was lowered to give a clearer head silhouette, since you can't see its lower half anyways) and its nose, which was very slightly raised in Badge Arcade (it's easier to see up close when you're flipping between the two, just trust me)

anyways. who the hell has been sitting on this incredibly specific bunny stock image for 12 years just waiting to use it for another joke. where ELSE did they sneak it into stuff in the past decade that i just didn't hear about. how do i learn that level of commitment to the bit.

[bugjamboree-deactivated20200812]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[catasters]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Slug

[tamapalace]

Bandai Namco US Announces Spring 2026 Tamagotchi Connection Shells

New shells are coming for spring! Bandai Namco US has announced four new Tamagotchi Connection shells for spring 2026. There are two shells that are returning from the past, and two all-new shells.

First we have a returning shell, Cherry! This one is a returning shell from the Tamagotchi Connection V3, which was named “Cherry”. Super cute!

Second is another returning shell, Tropical Flower. This one is also a returning shell from the Tamagotchi Connection V3 which was named “Tropical Flowers”. Love to see a green Tamagotchi shell!

Third is an all-new shell, titled “Neon Planet” which is honestly gorgeous, and definitely similar to our favorite Tamagotchi Original shell “Starry Shower”. However this one doesn’t just feature gold paint but instead features silhouettes of planets, including Tamagotchi Planet in neon colors, gold surrounding the screen and on top of the antenna, and red buttons. SHOW STOPPER!

Fourth and last, an all-new shell, “Pool” which leads us to believe theses shells will likely take us into the summer! Featuring a semi translucent light blue shell with waves all over it and some pool tiles, pool floats, and the word “Tama” on the right-hand side. The buttons are blue, and the screen is outlined in white along with the antenna topper.

All of these gorgeous shells are already available for preorder on Amazon US for $32.99 with a release date of February 12th, 2026!

[nematodeneedles]

Buneary Comic

[animatedtext]

[threedollarsdotcom]

inserts a paper and crayons in the atm machine

outputs a beautioful drawing of master chief and kendrick lamar holding hands in a field of flowefs

[chili-chocolate]

Like this?

[snailkites]

I need to leave my apartment and go to work but there's a female Downy Woodpecker on my suet block pecking crumbs onto the ground where a female Carolina Wren is eating them #womensupportingwomen

But I can't leave because I would disturb them and they really need this right now (it's 3F and going to snow)

[snailkites]

[todaysbird]

love that you respectfully drew them instead of sharing them live for the world to see 😳

[raccoonmilf]

It is still wild to me that I legitimately have to research in a bikini in order to effectively collect data.

And the reason being is that people (of all genders equally) perceive me as a threat otherwise.

Like

Threat vs not a threat

People have said before that they are concerned I’m gonna get them in trouble, but I think the real reason folks get mean is that tourists effectively enter a liminal space when they go on vacations (especially American tourists on tropical vacations) and they don’t want anything to pull them out of that mindset.

So when I show up with a clipboard and wanting to talk while wearing an outfit that clearly says “I’m working, but not in any sort of position that exists in your vacation fantasy,” that pulls them out of the fantasy and they react negatively.

Meanwhile, if I’m dressed the same way everyone else is, even if I have a clipboard and want to talk about the same thing, I automatically become a wacky NPC who is part of the fantasy.

I no longer hear “It’s really weird that you’re just out here watching people” but instead “You get to lay on the beach all day and call it “work?” Hell yeah! Living the dream!”

[cateyedfox36]

The power of being an Npc is strong. You can get away with a lot.

Are yoi comfortable in the swimsuit? No one beinh creepy?

[raccoonmilf]

It’s just typical beach vibes! It def doesn’t feel like I’m wearing underwear in a public park, you know? More like I’m just journaling at the beach, which I kind of am. So it’s quite relaxing.

People do keep inviting me to parties, though, but everyone is real respectful.

[hungwy]

sometimes you're the dog butterer. sometimes you're the dog with the butter on it.