bisexuals attacking at light speed

she/her, 30s. biracial 🤝 bisexual. perpetually hungry

[importantpics]

[artofdoubt]

Hacks 5.09 The Garden // Gaga: Five Foot Two

Lucia Aniello: There is a Lady Gaga reference in the montage, a line from the Lady Gaga documentary, because you know we actually talk about that documentary a lot in general because it is such an incredible-- it's right before her Super Bowl performance, and you just see her rehearsing and practicing and you see somebody who is so talented but disciplined just like Deborah Vance, somebody who puts a lot of pressure on other people but puts even more pressure on herself and I think that's so true for Deborah.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

[artofdoubt]

Kelly Kilpatrick thinks I'm gay and you're my secret wife, so we have to spend the weekend pretending to be lesbian lovers so I can get that Carol Burnett jumpsuit. What?

HACKS — 5.07 Montecito

[importantpics]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[vivi-llain]

can symmetra solo the enemy team only with her kitty aura?

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[follow-your-heartstone]

Moghedien: the others don't care for you like I do, I would kill for you

Nynaeve: yea I know, I keep telling you not to do that. I don't want you to kill people!

Moghedien: ok first of all, that is so disrespectful to the people I've already killed

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

vaguely related to my last post but i think both the show and the books should have shown the Forsaken struggling more to fit into modern times. like yes, they all have stupidly strong magic powers and long lost scientific knowledge, but i think they should struggle to light a fire without using the Power, they should constantly be complaining about the lack of indoor plumbing, they should be absolute fools when it comes to knowing any "basic history" that they didn't live through.

[angelfish-777]

[elodieunderglass]

I hope this swordfish finds you well

[awsok]

I'm starting a collection (X, X, X, X, X)

BONUS:

[mimimar]

(open pages for better image quality)

the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

digital pdf zine in higher quality available here.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

[alicent-florent]

Wicked: For Good (2025) — dir. Jon M. Chu

[theartofangirling]

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

[faircastle]

halloween hexathlon 2025 ➴ day 1: hide and seek by klergy

come out, come out, wherever you are i know where you're hiding, i know who you are no need to run or go too far come out, come out, wherever you are