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[3000s]

forgot about stains, i really thought they were just listing off some things

[the-haiku-bot]

forgot about stains,

i really thought they were just

listing off some things

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[introvertsnation]

The best time.

MY INSTAGRAM | YOUTUBE

[wx-ray]

2:30 to 3:30

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

[jessie-elle]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dumbest thing we all did as a kid was wish we were an adult

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

When kids wish to be adults, they’re more often than not wishing for proper autonomy and control over what they do. That’s not a dumb thing to wish for.

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[mbrainspaz]

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

[gobloggirl]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fat acceptance will kill more people with Diabetes that it would save from suicides.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

I’m gonna fucking kill you with my bare hands

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”