This is a PEN

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[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[a-wandering-minstrel]

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

[lawfulgoodness]

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

[wannabeanimator]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) | Trailer

Breath of the Wild will release on March 3, 2017, alongside the Nintendo Switch.

[nabiso]

‘신셸리 섹시’ (Shin Shelly Sexy) — Hansol

[zubway-27]

! RAINY DAY HAS OFFICIALLY HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS!

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[obscenityiskey]

I feel Attacked

But I’m laughing because it’s true

[noussommeslessquelettes]

I’m so offended where’s Hollaback Girl

[vosh-daemon]

Okay, but where’s Everytime We Touch?

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[1staz-kun]

Omfg its so great it has no likes

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

how fucking old is this post oh my god

[sushinfood]

oh my GOODNESS

[sarah-serendipity-other-things]

I wasn’t ready

[mielparaoshun]

I love that little look dogs give through their lashes @nicknamenyquil

[persephonesecretlair]

Me too

[lovingpizzacycle]

[wewtrewt]

Cute, Comfy and Warm Tops.  

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Cat Hoodie  II   Cat Sweatshirt

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[dracowolfgirl13]

I WANT THE CAPES!

[slimlikeabicyclerim]

😍😍😍😍

[therealjacksepticeye]

Hey Jack have you ever heard of or considered playing Oxenfree?

Was actually thinking of doing it soon, always wanted to try it out :) might be fun for a little mini series

[mindofaweirdo]

Omg yes! I loved oxenfree!

[pufftatty]

he fukn did that

[yr-invited]

without a trace of irony that would have gone the fuck off

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

it might actually be a good year

[hex-360a1b]

[userboxer]

[lawlullipop-deactivated20180104]

Yes and know really not. I was close to die.

[keep-away-reality]

31st of December

[goulashnikov-concern]

[ghostgloss]

weird forgotten tumblr things

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does

[pinkmochiprincess]

-Let’s not forget when tumblr decided to have a code: “I like your shoelaces.”

[circeswife]

I genuinely hate that I was here for all of these and that I’m still here

[jew-ish]

Dean in gym shorts The Pizza blog!

[strange-machine]

Why are you bring this up why are you maling me remember witnessing that garbage

[k-ui]

https://twitter.com/otumamisalami/status/690775218676072449

https://twitter.com/yu1096/status/714076237212155904

[k-ui]

https://twitter.com/d_saksak/status/713959295453306880

[k-ui]

https://twitter.com/ra_ra_1/status/809920420212142080

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[perissable]

only 2 more years.

[niwse-me-ligo]

Only 8 months

[what-a-brave-little-ant-you-are]

4 months to go

[pa-ra-noi-a]

4 fuckimg days..

[malakesthgamhsame]

3 days

[theartofallstars]

omg

[solitarelee]

I thought OP had made this post “when drunk” a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf

[ahotttttie-deactivated20171106]

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???