There's A Little Witch In All Of Us

•Sabrina•

[shed-some-light]

me currently.

[ahappydnp]

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

[catrocity-hidden]

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

[aspiring-spellcaster]

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

[official-buckybarnes]

Pretty fucked up, I’d say.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[kupalinka6]

i needed to connect the two posts. these are @throwupgirl’s tags.

[manicpixieshitpost]

I’m so happy to see one of my favorite posts back

[snoozaga]

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

[alicesoinions]

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[anexperimentallife]

[glowcowboy]

sorry if i was weird last night it’s just that i’m weird pretty much every night actually

[depsidase]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cis men who hate trump! you now especially have a great way of protesting. literally just wear a skirt. paint your nails. put on some eyeshadow. commit gender fuckery you otherwise wouldn't bother with as an act of protest. because how fucking dare they tell ANY of us how we should be forced to dress and act and exist.

stand with your trans siblings: let's fight this nazi shit together

[sunflowerssandmedusa]

Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

[writtenroses1813]

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

[raptorific]

if I was a grown adult who had presumably graduated from some sort of children's learning institution, and still objected to using the word "growled" as a tag for dialogue spoken in a low, rough, angry voice, and thought that it actually meant the character finished speaking and then went "grrrr grrrr grrrr" like a dog, I would not advertise that fact by putting on a Rory Gilmore-ass personality about what a good reader I was

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[bakchantka]

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes