Just an emby

so... it turns out that while I did mess up last year, I am not a failure. I'm also not a teacher!! Heyo!! I'm bisexual & just like emotional bonding with my human.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[enki2]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[daughter-of-sapph0]

fuck you for tagging this as sam winchester, i hate you with the strength of a thousand burning suns.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

dont tag this as cas either???????

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[depsidase]

[mypronounsarehehehaha]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[depsidase]

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[oneheadtoanother]