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[gaytaikawaititi]

robin williams in a baby pink shirt with a butterfly on his nose. peace and love on planet earth

[tmbgareok]

[cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604]

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

[snailstrailz]

I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

Edit:

Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

[thegaymertrainer]

This is such a skill

[supremely-unsupervised]

Got to see Hadestown for the first time ever today (and it was amazing oh my god I had no idea what I was missing) and I'd just like to give a shout out to the poor soul in the audience who had clearly never heard the myth of Orpheus before, because when Orpheus turned around at the end the audience was dead silent except for this one very audible gasp of "no!" from somewhere in the crowd. And after Euridyce was gone and Orpheus dropped to his knees in grief, all anybody --cast, audience, the uncaring gods, etc -- could hear was muffled weeping from the same person

[borgevino]

the allergy i am seeing grow up around small talk in any form is troubling to me. do you know how to make friends with people in your physical environment? it typically starts with small talk. do you want to live in community? small talk. do you want to have the type of relationship with your neighbors where you can run over and borrow a battery for your smoke detector when it starts beeping at 10pm? small talk!! do you want leeway from your coworkers when you fuck up something small? you gotta be able to build a relationship and that's small talk, baybeee.

"but i don't need friends and i don't care about community!" okay, lone ranger, what about the people in your community who need you? "but i have social anxiety!" me too, bud! we simply must soldier on. making up lists of questions to ask people helps. and people are predisposed to be generous, i've found. even if you make some kind of mistake, what is this but the natural give and take of human interaction? nobody is perfect.

you were not put on this earth to live by yourself and then die. you need people and people need you. treat those around you with curiosity and generousness of spirit and you will gain so much goodwill in return.

[drinkypie]

queen

[amvs]

[hymnism]

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[bonefarm]

While we are on the subject - financial abuse is not always just physically taking money away or not having a savings account or escape stash. For a lot of people it is the other spouse sabotaging your credit score, constantly overspending, and you being unable to trust that joint household bills and loans are paid. Did you know that once you add an authorized user to your bank account it’s nearly impossible to remove them without their permission? Did you know that your spouse, who likely knows your birthday and SSN, can often gain access and reset passwords for any online accounts and create new ones?

Financial abuse will ruin your life and there’s really nothing except significant time that fixes it. If you are in a situation where you think this might happen to you you should freeze your credit with all three major agencies. You can find info on how to do this at USA.gov/credit-freeze

This is not something that only happens to tradwives. You are not exempt because you are independent or competent.

[rootandrock]

And for people who are out there right now needing to hear this for an "Aha" moment:

Sometimes financial abuse is also things that, on paper, sound totally reasonable until you realize they're always just enough to wipe your accounts and put you in 'barely livable pressure' levels of debt. And that they keep recurring like clockwork.

"I was taking a look at the sink and it's completely fucked and we have to replace it RIGHT NOW." And then six months later when you've managed to save up JUST enough to breathe again "We need a new water heater." And then they proceed to 'tinker' until they break it. And six months later when you've started to recover "There's something wrong with the well pump." that was replaced only a couple of years ago since this endless cycle never stops ... And so on and so on and so on.

Financial abuse will absolutely ruin your life. And once the spiral starts and you're stuck in forever-crisis it's very hard to think clearly enough to realize what's happening. And once you're in that state OTHER abusers will see you vulnerable and use that to their advantage too. And suddenly you're just whalefall to the dozens of assembled goblin sharks waiting for their bites.

[anastasiaoftheironwood]

Also—taxes. There's nothing quite like sitting down to do your return, and your partner gives you one or two (or several) 1099s for income you were unaware of, and for which they didn't make estimated payments, and now you're on the hook for a pile of unpaid taxes. One of my coworkers found out on April 14 that his partner had over $100,000 in investment income the prior year—all untaxed—and hadn't bothered to mention it, but had managed to spend all of it. Another of my friends had to deal with a situation in which her husband didn't have any taxes withheld from his paycheck for the entire year. There's not just the unpaid tax—there are also penalties for underpayment, and interest on the unpaid amounts. It adds up fast, even for a tax bill of just $100.

File for an extension to give yourself time to sort things out. Check into doing your return on a Married Filing Separately basis (that may or may not help, depending on the situation). You will need professional tax help, unless you are a tax preparer or CPA. If you can't afford to even think of contacting someone for professional help, contact your local library and ask for resources. Your librarians are there to help, and happy to do so.

If you're already in a tax mess, the IRS Taxpayer Advocate may be able to help in some situations: www.taxpayeradvocate.irs.gov

The IRS Innocent Spouse Relief program may also be of help if you receive a notice about a return already filed for which your spouse did not claim all of their income: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/innocent-spouse-relief

[bonefarm]

These are great additions!

[tiefosterone]

😐

[funny-tik-toks]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's crazy to me anyone even identifies as a zionist publicly--like I seriously can't comprehend how depraved you have to be to take any pride in that

[queermasculine]

normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ace-aussie-asshole]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[rayballs]

see the thing I really like about Josh Lyman is that he’s pathetic