Usual shenaningans

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Usual shenaningans
Did not see a single one of those coming
if i ever see elon musk in public i think im goin to jail fr
Follow-up
(I recommend checking out the full thread here, it's both heartfelt and contains a lot of cathartic roasting)
That said, I will share this segment because it reveals that...
Elon was sharing confidential health information publicly while also basically saying that he fired him for being disabled while also accusing him of faking it.
So between this entire shitstorm, the best way this can be summarized is:
One more addition, only because I want to spread some positivity about Halli, which I found out @mazjin posted in another reblog chain, and I'm trying to keep it all together if I can (sorry about that mazjin!), but he's a genuinely super cool person
Can I just add one more thing to the "Halli is cool" pile:
Elon Musk continues to be a piece of shit. I hope Halli sues him.
Stylized "now that's ableism!" image with fireworks or something. Not shown: someone punching Elon Musk.
Another highlight from this fiasco
fuck does anyone have that poem thats like the speaker used to press her ear to conch shells when she was a child but as an adult the world has closed its second mouth or something
I FOUND IT ITS SANITY BY CAROLINE BIRD
I don't know, I feel like if you call yourself a "super empath" you're the self-absorbed one in the situation
my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players
@nightcrawler-fan
#his expression in the last panel is black comic gold #the best part is that his dad was trying to be nice
are you sure. are you sure calvin’s dad is not a seasoned elder trickster. are you sure this isn’t the exact outcome he was hoping for
ok but that’s actually canon
You forgot this one
everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes
How are you aware there are nude breasts on the television unless the light has hit your eyes
A true warrior is always aware of their surroundings
listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White
what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that
SHE KILLT SQUEAKY
GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?
daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”
idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”
how dare you insult me with something so completely factual
was in london a week ago and i saw a globe theatre production company of macbeth doing their vocal warmups and they were standing on stage and rhythmically shouting FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! at the top of their lungs in perfect unison for thirty seconds. so thats whats going on in the globe theatre these days. just thought yall should know
it's always fuckin thursday around here
you are the only person who i respect on this website
pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen
People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since
is tthe post supposed to look like this
or am i buggin
no thats normal.
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
These are so good.
Absolutely stellar.
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
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This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.