Bisexual Lemon

She/it. Tma. 20. From the river to the sea. DMs always open!

[bisexual-lemon1]

HEY I DONT ALWAYS TAG TWS

I get really lazy sometimes, and sometimes I don’t tag tws, so please watch out for that

[maelwife]

Anyway 4 day work week, universal basic income for all, free state healthcare and dental not tied to your ability to stay employed, more meaningful work opportunities that keep people employed in their communities doing projects that have a tangible effect on their neighborhoods instead of wasting their days doing busywork to generate profit for bosses who don’t know they’re alive. More accessible public transportation for people with disabilities and more third spaces that don’t require money to spend time in.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

prototype jackk has been working tirelessly alongside applebloom, scootaloo, and the other one, to earn his cutie mark

[puddlesl1me]

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[puddlesl1me]

buy my nothing

[unyieldingsilence]

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[puddlesl1me]

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[boygirldogdyke]

Did you two reach an agreement

[hungwy]

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

[hungwy]

^ you were born with this memory.

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[mentoscola]

PANIC BUY GASOLINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zvaigzdelasas]

Some people are saying that the banks are almost out of money and they only have enough left for a few people. I'm not saying this but some people are saying.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[vexwerewolf]

I was wrong about the Hydra. Here's my apology shitpost.

[57checkeredcrows]

Nodding my head in approval right up until the last line. I think I have to kill you now.

[vexwerewolf]

A true Napoleon pilot would've just braced and taken 1 damage from the insult smh fake fan

[ayviedoesthings]

I mean, yeah sure, "bomb that kills all tmes" isn't doing anything politically useful for our "cause", but you should see how angry and verbose people can get over something that is:

-not a real threat

-not something that can be done

-not targeting a vulnerable minority specifically

Like what, next you'll be condemning "kill all whites"? "eat the rich"? Be serious

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

horrible news, bestie

[parkchanwoohoo]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

[felipeiv]

[hemipenal-system]

the beautiful thing about dragonfuckery is how many things the vague descriptor of “a dragon” can be

[hemipenal-system]

sometimes a dragon is a cute little thing that perches on your shoulder. other times a dragon is like a winged horse that can talk. occasionally a dragon is like a big dolphin with claws. sometimes a dragon is as big as a house. maybe a dragon can even be “hypercarnivorous 7 foot bird” and that’s ok too. all of these are dragons