Happy hunting

Mary / Hey buddy

[kenzodiazepine]

[staticpetrichor-deactivated2021]

[thoodleoo]

ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

goatforsaken

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[wndr-wll]

you aren’t 6 feet away if they’re just dropping it into your hand. use this instead.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

i don’t know much about filmmaking but i do know this

directors who focus on hands: knows about the tender language of touch, can show you painful emotional distance between two people, can rightfully articulate the true soul-crushing enormity of yearning

directors who focus on bare feet: need to be hunted for sport and shot on sight

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kiwiisuugar]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[keatonpatti]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[respectfulmemes]

[feministism]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[catchymemes]