Miniature creature

🌿🏳️‍🌈🌍🌿 she/her, 29, just as human as everyone else🌻🤷🏾‍♀️

[keplercryptids]

“wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???”

yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that’s okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you’ll feel better.

[taiey]

normalise low blocking thresholds… blocking someone arguing with you is not weak or over-reacting or whatever.

[miniaturecreature18]

I liberally use the block button, sometimes it works

[hemmosara05]

“this is your favorite band?” “YES!!!”

[hollanovshome]

thinking about shane and ilya aging together. how they’re gonna be there for each other’s firsts

their first gray hairs (ilya loves shane’s grays— 3-4 spots of silver at his temples making new constellations for him to trace up from his cheeks, little silver freckles in his hair)

the first time they notice that ilya’s eye crinkles don’t uncrinkle even when he’s not smiling (shane loves the proof that he gave ilya a happy life)

the first time they can’t get it up immediately whenever they want (neither is a big fan of this one)

the first time ilya has a hangover that lasts more than a day (must shane remind him he’s not 20 anymore and vodka hits different now)

the first time they spot a receding hairline and the ensuing ways they try to remedy it (they’re both googling minoxidil while arguing over who would look better bald. it ends with them in bed like it often does, and ilya is a little more careful when he pulls shane’s hair. they both won the argument)

when ilya’s eyesight starts to go, and the many many times shane has to argue with him to get him to go to the eye doctor ("my eyes are perfect. we can’t both have sexy glasses shane, it’s not fair to the rest of the world" he says, after they’ve missed their turn for the third time because he can’t read the street signs anymore)

the first time they see sunspots, permanent marks from all their summers at the cottage (more targets for ilya to kiss)

the first time ilya can’t get his cross chain back on because his hands are shaking and clumsy with age (shane does it for him, reverently kissing the clasp on back of his neck after)

later, much later (it happened so gradually) they’re cuddled up watching the sun set over the lake and tracing little circles on the backs of their hands (they never want to let go), they notice how thin the skin there has gotten, how it doesn’t bounce back into place, how it’s so velvety and pliable and softened by time (they squeeze their hands together a little tighter)

[miniaturecreature18]

This got me ok

[allthingssoulful-garden]

Here are the first kiwi flowers to open.

[kr108958]

Stiles is so gay for Scott

Tell me why its just now clicking to me that Stiles not only SECRETLY made a copy of the key to Scott’s house but also made one for Scott’s ROOM!!?!?!??

Like he actually admits this in front of Scott’s face (who looks very amused by it) and mind you this is all being said after Stiles tells him he wants him to have the Jeep.

And then they talk about how much they need each other…

And how Stiles will miss him…

And drive off in his Jeep afterwards….

Yeah, these two are practically married in my mind.

[vsslinawntrcoat]

5sos as the scooby gang

i'm planning on making this a series based on this tweet, so here's an intro of sorts...

[neovism]

okay bro we got the gay hockey the straight hockey where is my lesbian hockey

[b3sidey0u]

Michael looks lonely. I’ll hug him!!

[miniaturecreature18]

They were so baby here🥹

[sproutlett]

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[belleandkurtbastian]

Ilya in post-game interviews keeps referring to his “wife-in-law” and the media and fans are (naturally) convinced that he’s just confused and doesn’t realise that term makes no sense whatsoever.

This goes on for a while until one reporter is finally brave enough to ask.

“I’m sorry, you keep saying your ‘wife-in-law’, and I feel like someone should tell you that that’s not… a thing? Do you mean your sister-in-law? Mother-in-law?”

Ilya: “No, there is no misunderstanding. My wife-in-law, Jackie. We get drinks every few weeks. She calls me her husband-in-law, I call her my wife-in-law, and our husbands both roll their eyes because that’s just how they are.”

And then he walks off.

[miniaturecreature18]

Wtf spotify?!?

[vanityschild-deactivated2026031]

A lot of animals don't breed when the conditions will be unfavourable to the baby. Some human pregnancies I see these days, I'm just like wow rodents beat you at thinking......

[loveridden1999]

[talk2fast]

muke.

[miniaturecreature18]

Superior ship

[libraford]

"Get rid of income tax! Get rid of property tax! Get rid of sales tax!"

Then how

Are we gonna

Fix the goddamn roads?!

[miniaturecreature18]

I don't know about other countries but in my country, if we get rid of income, property and sales tax.....we still have a million other taxes and still the road ain't fixed