Yo I Want Death

Evan(he/him)

[keetongu]

Mayor Dewey

[la2tly]

mayordewey:

Mayor Dewey

Mayor Dewey

[skarchomp]

[shuouichi]

SLDNEFBEKFBRKFJOF

[minibeuu-blog]

THIS IS MIRACULOUS

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spaceabomination]

[sofiawylies-deactivated20211010]

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

[swansong321]

I wanna see if this works

[a-happy-crusteacean]

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

[motopoppp]

Pls

[4ttacus-4tlas]

It’s still going

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

[minibeuu-blog]

👌

[ginger-ale-official]

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

[seacow-party]

we touch

[visionaryness]

i get

[jurassic-parkranger]

this feeling

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

and

[glittery-emo-ostriches]

every time we kiss

[shuouichi]

i swear

[minibeuu-blog]

I can fly

[curioscurio]

Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

[curioscurio]

I’ve decided I’m also going to bake and paint it without looking at him

[curioscurio]

Here is what I think he will look like based on how he felt in my hands

[curioscurio]

God giving me the free will to create was a mistake

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[b00bconnoisseur]

NEEDS MORE THAN ONLY 51K NOTES

[sidefrienda-deactivated20191012]

I AM OKAY WITH IT!

[mrmcweasel]

Reblogging again.

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

As a trans person,,,

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

[tybalt-tisk]

A Park of Amber and Mist.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

A work of aquamarine and sun

[athene-glaukopis]

A Store of Citrine and an Excessive Heat Warning

[amarguerite]

A DMV of Peridot and Thunder

[sensicalabsurdities]

A Post Office of Pearl and Starlight

[lady-byleth]

A Field of Storms

That sounds dope as hell

[gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot]

A Dessert Shop of Emeralds and Clouds

Alternatively, if we’re using the dessert shops name:

A Spot of Emeralds and Clouds

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

A Room of Peridot and Night

[amazable01]

A Lawn of Ruby and Darkness

[relimerance]

A school of Turquoise & Sun

[loganquotesthings-blog]

A Garden of Pearl and Rain

ooo sounds fancy

[shuouichi]

A School of Ruby and Sun

[minibeuu-blog]

A home of opal and cloud

That sounds fuckin epic

[blacklacefanfics]

Excuse me??

Does anyone know where in the show??

[youboughtmeflowers]

I am pretty sure Neil is referring to the body swap bench scene. If he’s not we can all collectively scream..

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

Since it seems like he’s being kind of ~cryptic~ about this, my bet is it’s when they sit down on the bus together after the “You can stay at my place” conversation on the bench in 1.06! I cannot find a gif of it, but there was a great gifset awhile back that had a zoomed in gif of that moment, and it looked distinctly hand-holdy.

update: I found a gif of it!

(original gifset)

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[minibeuu-blog]

Why did this make me laugh so much

[hustlerose]

[sovietshopaholic]

trans men: this is what its like for you, right?

[leolaroot]

yeah

[frenried]

yeah

[noahsdiscourse]

yeah

[minibeuu-blog]

Yeah

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[punkpoemprose]

“Hey bubby, how was work today?”

*Disgruntled monster noise*

“Mood”

[thesvenqueen]

“Hey butthead”

*looks up shocked & upset* “HEY!?”

[nightblightowl]

It really depends… “Yo” “fucking what” —————– “binch” “wassup” —————– “DOM” “NADIA” —————- *brother stands in the threshold of my door, leaning his whole face on the doorframe* “uuughghggghh..” *me, swiveling around in my computer chair eating chips*  “eh..” —————- “DOMINIC” “FUCK OFF”

[gale-gentlepenguin]

*my sis walks into my room*

My sis: “Lord Buttmunchington first of his name, muncher of butts, father of penguins. I am craving snacks, want to join me in the kitchen and find food?”

Me: (not batting an eye) I guess I could eat now.

[wizardcowpoke]

Brother, quietly: Maddie.

Me, loudly: WHAT.

[gothkurata-deactivated20191228]

brother: downstairs, peasant, dinner is thrrrready

me: (i stg if you open my door without knocking one more time i will go over and strangle you)

[shuouichi]

“Hey idiot”

“STOOOOPPP”

[minibeuu-blog]

*sis opens door*

Me: the fuck u want now?

Sis: my shirt

Me: it’s not in here

Sis: yeah it is

Me: no it isn’t

*sis looks for 10 mins*

Sis: huh

Me: what?

Sis: it isn’t here

Me: get out

*sis leaves and doesn’t close the goddamn door*

Me: DOOR