[tockthewatchdog]

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[sacred-portal]

[markv5]

Кот помог как мог

[hardclitoris-deactivated2026051]

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[celbrini]

off day ... 24.04.2026

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[passengerprincipessa]

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

[passengerprincipessa]

what is the edmonton polycule

[emillians]

“There are several stories in which teammates would text Malkin to go out to dinner and his responses would be “Da” or “$”. The teammates had no idea what those responses meant, but when Malkin replied with “$” he would be at dinner and when he replied “Da” he would not show up.”

— Malkin’s Wiki (via omaatta)

[vettelesbian]

rpf is fine

[celbrini]

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[realpersonfacts]

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[senatortedcruz]

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

[cynids]

geno re-signed who else sobbed real tears (x)