Make it so!

If you can watch this whole thing without your eyes bleeding, you sir, win the internets. Now, trust your Force... and head for the Garden of Madness!

[lifetimespecial-deactivated2023]

the only gym worth conquering

[lifetimespecial-deactivated2023]

not that it really matters but some people seem to think that this is a pokestop and not a gym. i am here to confirm that it is in fact a gym and i do plan on conquering it.

[theofficialvincenzo]

[kuradai-s-kosa]

So I want to have a little talk about the new design for Exeggutor. When I first saw it I obviously thought it was silly but reasoned it’s maybe like 10 feet tall so it wouldn’t be that bad, such as this.

But no, I was looking up the tallest pokemon (reasons) and I found this.

35′09″ is ridiculous, especially seeing as how this would be the scale.

THIS IS WAY TOO DAMN TALL, THIS IS TALLER THAN MEGA RAYQUAZA IS LONG AND THIS IS JUST NOT ACCEPTABLE.

[All images were taken from bulbapedia]

[methargicismm]

ARE U SHITTING ME I WOULD RIDE THIS TO BATTLW

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[sixthrock]

Pokestops in big cities: famous monuments, important historical sites, popular tourist attractions, unique cultural icons, homes of famous people, etc

Pokestops in small towns:

[tweetsdaily]

[sludgewave420]

[84273747-deactivated20170823]

[gameraboy]

[kelsium]

#this is the weirdest year

[the-penguin-king]

[yololanda-deactivated20181207]

someone waited their entire life to publish that

[sailormoonsub]

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

[taemins-day]

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

[awisemanoncesaidnothing]

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

[yoheezy]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

[pururin]

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[trekkiefeminist]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

someone please help i dragged this picture of an old man but my computer froze and now he’s stuck there no matter what webpage i go to and i feel like his ghost is judging my choices 

[elleon]

that s your guardian angel now

[actual-haise]

When you visit a friend and they have a cat: