Mini Loony

enabler of fictional characters they should do more evil I think it’s funny | Adult | blank profiles will be blocked and reported

[minilittlebatbrat]

Y’all it’s growing into it’s teen years

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Y’all it’s a t this shouldn’t be hard to keep consistent

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NO ONE SPEAK TO ME

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Well that didn’t last long

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I have… no real thoughts on this, it’s just a bit odd

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I’m not going to lie it’s kinda fun at this point I still have a widget with the og one lol

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?????????????????

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Ok ok hear me out tumblr blue and this orange make just so many sports teams also waking up and trying to find tumblr was an absolute time this morning

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THIS ONE HAS A CAT THIS ONE IS THE FAVORITE

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Huh I have no concrete thoughts on this one

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Spooky spooky spooky

[minilittlebatbrat]

It’s back to normal!!!!!

[weirdstaffbot]

Are you excited for the new restaurant

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[treecitysessions]

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[whitepeopletwitter]

...

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[lovelypieceofjade]

@teaboot idk if you saw this one

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[chernolian]

via teaboot

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[shofarsogood]

[lordbaba]

I made a thing

[ciricearts]

what could she be listening to?

[ciricearts]

[roscolux]

Dear Hiring Manager, PLEASE PLEASENPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEADE PMWADE PLEASE PLEASENPLEASE PLWASE PLWASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASENPLEAASE. I look forward to hearing from you!

[forgotten-emerald]

[catboybiologist]

VENT POST

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]