Grimm Eclipse

Final Fantasy XIV, Magic: the Gathering and D&D take up 99% of my time. The rest of my time I spend talking about them.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hey uh this is pretty fucking bad

[dumb-of-ass-pure-of-heart]

Hey thats slavery

[thedicepaladin]

When the DM brings up your backstory but you have to stay in character:

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[tarabluu-deactivated20190208]

MILKY EH

[gingerlovesio]

@gekyll

[charrators]

@eventfulexile

[shuouichi]

MILKY EH oxhsoxhaohaixb

[aliensmoothie]

@doodledream @sunstar121

[thelosxrs-blog]

hOLY FUCK THE LEGENDARY POST

[thegrandtortoise]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

[canadian-kazoo-god]

@nylaporp BE BLESSED BY THE ORIGINAL POST

[nylaporp]

THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER COME UP.

[ask-badlydrawn-aphliechtens-blog]

But then what’s the universe? No, not “Daddy Canada,” that’s just weird.

[thevalleyoftriumph]

you brought this upon yourself, @ask-badlydrawn-aphliechtenstein

[dosei-chan-deactivated20190121]

this is the greatest post I’ve ever seen eh

[sophisticatedferret]

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and that’s how you start a collection!

[fartedandcantgetup]

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

[mccallandjackal]

If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

technically you don’t even have to catch it with your hands

[dr-archeville]

A pair of medical students have developed 12 deadly diseases to terrify players with in Dungeons & Dragons.

While Dungeons & Dragons often use powerful dragons or ruthless magic-wielding tyrants to threaten medieval-based fantasy worlds, the biggest danger to those living in real medieval times was disease.  Luckily, The Malady Codex, written by medical students Jason Bakos and Themis Paraskevas, provides detailed breakdowns on 12 diseases specially crafted for use in any D&D campaign.

Dungeons & Dragons already has rules for dealing with disease, but most of these illnesses are usually caused by a monster and can be cured either with successful Constitution saving throws or one of a handful of different healing spells.  The diseases in The Malady Codex are a lot more complex, with detailed origins, causes, symptoms, potential cures, and how to use each disease to advance a particular storyline.  Several of the diseases are also magic-resistant, which means that a paladin’s “Lay on Hands” ability won’t instantly cure the disease.

Most of the diseases from The Malady Codex are derived from real world maladies.  The Druid’s Curse is a black plague-like curse spread by fleas and cured by brewing a tea out of flowers picked from shambling mounds.  Oxitorus’s Toxic Breath is a malady that resembles cholera and the Mindflayer Network loosely mimics some of the symptoms of mad cow disease.  The Malady Codex explains the real world inspiration for each disease, along with how the diseases were changed for either flavor or to fit within a fantasy world where monsters are real.

The supplement also contains a handful of magic items that either tie into the diseases or can help with cures, and a couple of monsters that relate to the potent Mad Mage’s Virus, a virus that absorbs magical energy from its host and eventually takes its own form.

The Malady Codex is perfect for DMs that are looking to either add a touch of “realism” to their campaigns via the threat of disease or finding a plot hook that can’t be solved via violence.  There’s diseases for just about every potential scenario, which makes The Malady Codex great as a source of inspiration about where your campaign should go next.

The Malady Codex is available for $2.95 on DMs Guild.

Oooh

[deathmunchkin-dimentor-deactiva]

Me: Oooo! I just had this great idea for a thing I can do in a D&D campaign! Now I really want to talk about it!

Friend: Cool! Tell me!

Me: I can’t because you might be one of the players I want to use it on T_T

[minimalxfuckingxeffort]

It hurts that I relate to this so hard.

[metamagic-adept]

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

[minimalxfuckingxeffort]

Click here to support Trailer Fire organized by Jacob Crow

This isn't something I thought I'd ever have to do but as the saying goes "stuff" happens. This Sunday morning at around 2-3 AM our trailer

I'm not usually one to share stuff like this but my family and I are in need of help, last night at around 2-3 am the trailer we live in went up in flames and we lost everything. We appreciate any donations possible, if you can't donate please share the link, thank you all so much in advance.

[inventors-fair]

Sunday Night Guild Fight

Tablet of the Guilds by Nic Klein

Welcome Inventors!

My name is Boon, and for those that missed the memo, I’m one of the new Judges!

As many of you already know, the next few sets are returning once again to Ravnica! The legendary city of guilds brings champions from every walk of life (or death) out and into the fray, butting heads as the guilds vie for power.

legendary… guild… champions…

That sounds like a great idea! For this week’s contest, We’re talking all-new guild champions. Show us what you think a guild champion should like look. There’s three categories for winners: 1. Best Mechanical Relevance and Good Design. 2. Best Flavour for your chosen guild. 3. Best new keyword ability.

Good Luck, may you make your guild proud.

~ Mod @thatboonguy

[minimalxfuckingxeffort]

Ravatra, Izzet Spellslinger 2UR Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Whenever a red instant or sorcery you control deals damage to an opponent draw a card. Whenever a blue instant or sorcery you control would cause you to draw a card Ravatra deals 2 damage to each opponent.  P/T: 2/2

[dragonspiritblog]

Art by hontor

[n7brendan]

lol surprise

miss me?

(yes “oscart” is spelled that way on purpose, watch the credits)

[reinerist]

[minimalxfuckingxeffort]

IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE AHHH

[corsolanite]

[addicted-to-darkness]

Pick your poison ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

the 3 vampire hair styles:

-slicked back, short, usually black. Classic.

-curled, actually it’s probably permed, brown. Most usually belongs to the Vampire who is the most hedonistic but we love them anyway.

-Long. White or plantium blonde. Probably has a high ridge at the front to further establish anime dominance.

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot