Minimum Mage

[constarlations]

Welcome To The Wonderful World Of Pokémon

may you have a safe journey 💚

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Posted on the noticeboard outside my uni lab.

[minimum-mage]

(seeing the title and immediately getting so excited i smash my pipette into a trillion tiny shards on the floor) HELL YEAH IT DOES!! HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL Y— oh. sorry folks

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[minimum-mage]

HAZARD: side aerial risk

never assume someone has used their up special. exercise caution

[ittybittysquiddieart]

19/78

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15/78

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16/78

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13/78

[ittybittysquiddieart]

MAJOR ARCANA + BACK

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22/78

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1/78

[mariflexion]

✦TURNABOUT BESTIES✦

[spacefighter413]

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

[spacefighter413]

l’hôpital

[minimum-mage]

my friend and i got to the part of phoenix wright when it becomes very clear that phoenix is gay and they stood up and said "ok. i gotta think about this"

[funishment-time]

THEY HIT THE 2x2ND TOWER

DON'T DO THIS TO ME LOL

[funishment-time]

hajime turn on your TV they hit the octagon

[minimum-mage]

"which six-sided shape in particular did they hit?"

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[minimum-mage]

truly love this thumbnail because it's clearly just a photo of a peaceful big crosswalk with a buncha motion blur

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

[minimum-mage]

🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁

ough,

🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸

ah,

🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵

ouch,

🔥 ✨ 🔥 ✨

augh,

🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘