i'll do your fucking sketch

i'm jess hello a lot of things happen idk i've basically lost control  

[tylerposey]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[julietcapulct]

romeo and juliet but every time a capulet and montague see each other the kill bill sirens go off

[jakegyllenhaal]

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

so I’ve been thinking….. I don’t care

[sexanax]

@ feelings, never again pls

[faefilth]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

leo

scorpio

libra

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

[spaceycomet]

i! dont know who i am! who the fuck am i!!! what the fuck do i want to do in life!!! what are even my own interests besides the things i cling to!!! i dont know !!!!

[stannisfaction-deactivated20180]

parks and things

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[danwilbur]

Big news!!

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald