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Crowley is only too delighted to be bested by the handsome White Knight. In need of a good thwarting, him, perhaps several.
celebrating The Return of the King (tits) with my favorite picture of Ophelia and Luce for @actionsurges <3
AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.
1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’
2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’
Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”
Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises
Geralt: um
Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.
Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works
Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs
Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15.
Geralt: no.
Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt
*a portal opens. dozens upon dozens of dogs come spilling out, racing around and clearly having a great time*
Villain of the week: ??????
Geralt: oh good! Yennefer’s here
Jaskier, yelling through portal: hi Yennefer!
Villain of the week: ????????????????????????
“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”
You know, it’s not actually a bad plan, Yennefer’s one failure here is trying to buy off the wrong person. First rule of becoming a kid’s favorite parent: GIVE THE 15 DOGS TO THE KID.
Sorry our lingerie doesn’t meet your standards of majestic, Uncle, GOSH.
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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Hamilton - Miranda Relationships: Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens; Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette; John Laurens/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette; Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette Characters: Alexander HamiltonJohn LaurensGilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Predicament Bondage, Daddy Kink, Daddy Issues, Little Space, Bondage, Anal Sex, Sex Toys, Blow Jobs, Cock & Ball Torture, Dom/sub, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Polyamory, Triad - Freeform, Threesome - M/M/M
Part 18 of the Poly Gay Trio Modern AU series
My soul was achingu ntil I finally sat down to draw this…I never believed in polyamory before I saw these three adorable dorks. Holla if you want more of the Trephacard (yes we named it!)
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A little NSFW :)
And here is commission #2 for my dear friend @mollymauk-teafleak <333
LADS, WE BE SINNIN THIS INKTOBER
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Mollymauk wakes in a field of wildflowers…
The temptation to just caption this with “How Do You Wanna Do This?” was unreal lmao.
This was just gonna be an anatomy study but y’all know how I am when it comes to chances to draw my faves; so here’s a grubby wizard. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A belated bday present for my amazing friend @mollymauk-teafleak <333
One of these days I will be brave enough to draw Molly with his proper purple skin, but until then, I hope you like this :D
A belated bday present for my amazing friend @mollymauk-teafleak <333
One of these days I will be brave enough to draw Molly with his proper purple skin, but until then, I hope you like this :D
I remember a drawing from your last NSFW page that had Harry going down on Ginny before her match and he got her all bothered before finishing. "You! What about your priorities?!"
It was FINALS
:3c um,,, hi
Their date usually ends up like this. or it’s just getting started.
(after this date)
his favorite moment when she makes him come is her blazing look never leaving his eyes, and her mouth still all around him. he is in awe.