I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

[theskeletonwitchfr]

Space theme magma!!!! 🪐🌌🌍

And I just watched Project Hail Mary so a crossover was in order, Eridian turtles be upon you!!

Thank you for hosting @weeklymagmas

[moonilit]

Before he got a family by accident it was grandpa crow

Who will take care of grandpa if he wasn’t around you don’t understand

[thecollectibles]

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

[importantcatpics]

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

bad au where the Elric brothers try desperately not to be reunited with their only maternal family

[bridgekc]

i love crossovers

[pavement-offical]

I want snakebites so bad it's actually a need

[ghostlybluetrain]

buy a snake ig???

[pavement-offical]

the lip piercing???

[ghostlybluetrain]

oh my fucking gods...

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[ghostlybluetrain]

YOU IMMORTALIZED MY SHAME??????

[i-like-reblog-maps]

heheh,,,

heheheheheheh >:]

y’all know what to do

[pavement-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ghostlybluetrain]

IT HAS 46O NOTES PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE WHAT IM REMEMBERED FOR

[pavement-offical]

ITS THIS STUPID FUCKING POST

[i-like-reblog-maps]

teehee :3

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST] I have a lot of fun with the concept of Geralt, hearing songs that Jaskier composed, sung by Milek and experiencing ✨emotions✨. There is also the fact that both of his kids are in his life because of Jaskier, even if he doesn't know about Milek yet. + This is also Geralt slowly realising that - while he knew for a while that Jaskier was in love with him - he might have been in love with Jaskier too.

[lorddoom01]

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

[proteinmom]

[proteinmom]

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

[aspergrl]

GIRL

[dweamdoodles]

My one contribution to hades ii featuring: inconsistent sizes compared to canon and many a heavily artifacted couch

[rad-roche]

mel design for my chronos wakes up early and finds mel as a baby and thinks 'yeah sure i think i'll do a good job raising this one' and it goes horrifically for all involved AU

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

[thebearme]

too many gay european men

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[weaselsblaugh]

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[milksparrow]

洗澡🚿

[gum088]

who are you going to the festival with?

[gum088]

kris doodles