minor problem

as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy

[jenny-holzer]

at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again

[konoko]

[catchymemes]

[sovietnam]

[soaring-through-the-stars]

[localpubliclibrary]

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

[everygameover]

SkiFree 1991 - Windows 3.1

[slimetony]

im hearing reports that santa drank all the liqour in my sisters kitchen while everybody was sleeping oh my god why would he do this. And he didnt leave presents. And it wasnt me

[insomnova]

[rvsalkam-deactivated20251022]

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

[balzabul]

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

[mote-of-ash]

seals make all sorts of incredible noises, obsessed with this guy

[poorlydrawnfern]

just a really normal one

[toastbutteregg]

[godstiel]

i love ibuprofen its like Lol.. im not feeling that

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

look i’m dancin’

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[asticot]

egg on the bus where will he go

[bace-jeleren]

... Effervescent