i make families out of friends

tumblr best app to hide from my irls

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[jaboody]

his 1950's ass would not know what genderfluid means

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[icarus-suraki]

[whenistillgaveadamn]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[fluffysheeps]

It's dangerous to go alone, take cherry blossom axolotl with you 🌸

AfternoonFika

[groovysarity]

[a-book-of-creatures]

If you don’t use them at least once a day then what’s the point?

[gus-the-goldfish]

what the heck do the words after shenanigans mean. they look made up

cattywampus? what is that

[seljepw]

Cattywampus (also: cattywumpus): askew, out of line

Lollygag: dawdle, waste time, faff around

Malarkey: nonsense

Kerfuffle: a disturbance, usually accompanied by scuffles or drama

Brouhaha: uproar, hubub, or an overreaction usually involving yelling

Nincompoop: unintelligent person, but a little silly with it (think “fool of a Took”)

Skedaddle: to leave in a hurry

Tomfoolery: see Shenanigans

[captainclickycat]

Got to admit I was a little disappointed to find out that's what "cattywampus" meant. From the word alone I assumed it was some sort of cryptid or folklore creature that was alleged to go into people's houses and fuck stuff up occasionally.

"Be careful, little Johnny, or the Cattywampus will get you. It likes to come into the bedrooms of little children at night and dump a bucket of fetid swamp water in their faces if they don't brush their teeth."

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

good news! cattywampus is a variant spelling of catawampus, and it has multiple meanings according to merriam webster as a noun, the definition is "an imaginary fierce wild animal, bogey" and as an adjective it can mean "fierce, savage, destructive" or "askew, awry"

to be honest before now I always thought cattywampus was similar to kitty-cornered, which is how I grew up saying something was diagonal to another thing

[captainclickycat]

So chuffed about this!

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

This is art

[voidsweirdthoughts]

THIS POST AGAIN after two years oh god, is this official tumblr culture yet?

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[colorful-horses]

ponys

[gorjee-art]

THE HEARTACHE OF CHAOS - INFECTION AU Harmony Status :

We found a few...except. For one. We need to get a hold of the harmony stones and fast! Or atleast a cockatrice, I don't know how much longer the others can take the madness, it needs to be stopped, one way or another.

[cocopudu]

YEAR OF THE HORSE FRIENDSHIP 🌼🪻🌸🌷🌾🌻🌺

[briccko]

Colorful Girls💙🤍💜💛🧡💗

[bishopony]

twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

[bixels]

The updated, full cast roster of The Grand Galloping 20s, an MLP AU project reimagining the characters and world in a 1920s American setting. Character designs by @tulliok, @maplewozapi, and I.

More to come!

[bixels]

The height chart of all the updated designs for GG20s so far. Still working through the 2023 designs while adding new ones. Designs by @tulliok, @maplewozapi, and I