Bad... at everything.

'ello, there. God knows why you're here, but you might like some of this shit I post so make yourself at home! also, I used to be @itsfuckinreytgoord

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[copperbadge]

Shout out to all my lesbian gardeners from the 14th century and onwards.

[itsagifnotagif]

dogs with jobs

[miracligner]

they’re so much more professional than I could ever be

[sixpenceee]

Elephant uses a stick to clean between his toes. (Source)

[z1pp01337]

These things are so friggin smart.

[miracligner]

me filing my nails

[spreadthecurse]

[spreadthecurse]

[miracligner]

Can someone point me in the direction of this video, please? They’re playing A Looking In View, I’m sure of that. But I can’t find it for the life of me.

[drafee]

As far as I’m concerned, there are only two superstars: 

Beyoncè and Miles Kane. You can quote me on that.

[sodomizr]

Gloves.

[doomxdame]

this is the most papa ive seen him out of character tbh

[pie-bombs]

[spreadthecurse]

[afieldwithoutaname]

[afieldwithoutaname]

[manda-layne-staley]

Jerry Cantrell

[spreadthecurse]

[simplybel]

Jerry Cantrell performing Nutshell

SEE Arena, Wembley ~ 25.5.19

[dottiep]

There’s a generation of women who knows what “Linda Hamilton arms” means and who aspired to have them.

[sammichgirl]

J2 - AHBL 2019 (x)

[stevenrogered]

In Endgame, Hot Tub Time Machine is mentioned and obviously, you’re in the film. So do you, as yourself, exist in the MCU?