Zippopotamus's Blog

The stuff I find repostable. Male, 30's, Progressive views.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

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This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

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reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

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reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

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When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

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String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

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[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

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Art.

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*clip clop* *clip clop* *clip clop* *clip clop* *clip clop* *clip clop*

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men who aren’t trash don’t give a shit if you call men trash

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[tenderheartedbrat]

Opinions on the Mick Gordon masterpiece known as the Doom 2016 soundtrack? This will determine if I keep following you btw, clearly very high stakes.

I have it on vinyl and it's one of my go-to's for when I'm cleaning. Does that answer it?

[z1pp01337]

I recently learned to play The Only Thing They Fear is You from Doom: Eternal on my 8 string. Such a fun song to play.

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audio On 😂😂😂

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Peer-reviewed tags

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faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

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[transgothzoey]

From a state hearing in Texas

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[sixbucks]

THIS makes me madder than any single other thing.

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Something was activated in Thomas when LEGO Island was mentioned...

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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BRING HIM BACK

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oh thank goodness