buh-hole

papi-smurf 2 🙏 scrat (ice age) kin. hiiii welcome to my men covered in blood blog xx

[amygdalae]

Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

[dogpuppy]

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[eriobear]

literally

[forgleto-o]

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

[tockthewatchdog]

[hasaletea]

John John

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[lillyloon]

Oh, young love...

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[patchouii]

[lizziebartfest]

Freelance Reapers

Sam and Max in the Grim Fandango universe

(i fucking love grim fandango sm)

[dollzcomix]

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

[citoyendesbois]

wips for my future portrait mod

[crispywisp]

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